Would you eat these Empanadas?

[Pizza Werewolf]

I am not surprised. I was going to make a girlfriend joke, but you clearly have no girlfriend and are loneley.

Was your joke going to be as shitty as your empanadas ?
I'm glad you spared me that fate.
Love the personal attacks .
I bet you wish I was single and lonely cuz you think you'd have a better chance of getting me to gargle those sackpenandas .

 

[bandicoot]

They look kinda shitty, but I'm sure they taste fine.

Also it's hilarious how you make food, get drunk and decide to post it looking for validation, and then dismiss any and all criticism.

 

[bandicoot]

At least @Bornstarch has the decency to make his meal threads and never return to them.

 

[shunyata]

You obviously did not grow up during the age of rotten . Com

My brain read this as "rotten corn" and went "corn smut empanada, mmmmmm"

 

[IDGETKTFO]

At least @Bornstarch has the decency to make his meal threads and never return to them.

Im sorry i ruined your parade. I guess if the arguments were valid i would agree, But the fact that i twisted the edges into a rope insteak of using a fork is weak sauce. And who doesn't like a deep fried dough. Anyone that says, eww too greasy, is nobody i want to talk too. Panzy ass snowflakes.

 

[shunyata]

Im sorry i ruined your parade. I guess if the arguments were valid i would agree, But the fact that i twisted the edges into a rope insteak of using a fork is weak sauce. And who doesn't like a deep fried dough. Anyone that says, eww too greasy, is nobody i want to talk too. Panzy ass snowflakes.

I wasn't hating on your fry job, but I did silently judge you for the lack of chimichurri.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I wasn't hating on your fry job, but I did silently judge you for the lack of chimichurri.

I wanted to like chimichurri, but god damn that shit always got stuck on the roof of my mouth. Too much fucking cilantro and parsley. And probably not minced enough. If its any consolation, I make homemade Recaito with ajíes dulces and Culantro, and garlic. That i add to my chicken Empanadas.

 

[shunyata]

I wanted to like chimichurri, but god damn that shit always got stuck on the roof of my mouth. Too much fucking cilantro and parsley. And probably not minced enough. If its any consolation, I make homemade Racao with ajíes dulces and Culantro, and garlic. That i add to my chicken Empanadas.

Make it homemade, mince the greens to your desired level (you can even be a monster and blend them) and balance them with lots of raw shallot, garlic, chilis, and lemon juice.

 

[bandicoot]

I wanted to like chimichurri, but god damn that shit always got stuck on the roof of my mouth. Too much fucking cilantro and parsley. And probably not minced enough. If its any consolation, I make homemade Recaito with ajíes dulces and Culantro, and garlic. That i add to my chicken Empanadas.

Chimichurri doesn't have cilantro.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Make it homemade, mince the greens to your desired level (you can even be a monster and blend them) and balance them with lots of raw shallot, garlic, chilis, and lemon juice.

Yeah, im talking about store bought. Worst fucking verde i ever had.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Chimichurri doesn't have cilantro.

Pretty sure it does, but it could be all parsley. I will have to check the brand i bought. Either way, its irrelevant because the store bought brand i bought was way too rough and every bite the parsley got stuck on the roof of my mouth making me gag.

 

[bandicoot]

Pretty sure it does, but it could be all parsley. I will have to check the brand i bought.

I mean, authentic chimichurri doesn't contain cilantro.

 

[Squintz]

All that time and effort to end up with that diseased herpes looking fuck. Just go to Chilis and call it good if you’re gonna have some shitty fried food and bbq wings lol

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I mean, authentic chimichurri doesn't contain cilantro.

You are probably right, It was probably all Parsley, but it doesn't change the fact the parsley was rough chopped and every bite of the steak i put it on, the parsley got stuck to the roof of my mouth and made me gag.

 

[terrapin]

I would DEFINITELY eat the cheese ones man!! I'd eat the chicken ones but I'm vegetarian.

bunch of losers with pointy elbow syndrome in here ffs. everybody on the internet is an expert lol.

 

[Dobymick]

I would the cheese one but the chicken one looks dryish. And what's the green thing, olives?

I have been to Argentina and they have the best empanadas in the world. They do their chicken empanadas with cream cheese so they don't get dry. It works very well

 

[tonil]

I made Chicken Empanadas, and Cheese Empanadas.
EDIT: paper plates check.

Cheese yes ,chicken no

 

[GSP_37]

Chicken thighs seem tastier, but some fat to remove.

 

[badascan]

Seed oils? Do you believe we're plebs?

 

[SKYNET]

absolutely. Empanadas used to be 5 for 8-10 bucks down here in SoFla before the pandemic/inflation.

Now a cheap empanada is 3.50 for one. If you are inviting me over for free empanadas, Im there.