Worst Action Movie of all time is?

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  1. Jack Handy jr

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    What's your top ten worst action/sci fi action of all time? Well known B movies are welcomed in this discussion.

    Last Action Hero

    Street Fighter (van damn)

    Blade 3

    Battle field Earth

    Batman&Robin (Clooney's BM)

    Alien 3

    Robocop 3

    American Ninja 2

    Star wars Episode 2

    Aliens vs Predator requiem



    Honorable mentions, Enders Game, Fast and furious 4, Superman Returns. I know there are countless others so let's have'em
     
  2. Luke Rockhard

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    any current action movie where the stars of the movies are all older than 60. Expendables comes to mind. I have no desire to see a bunch of seniors pretending they're still bad ass when the average teenager could beat their ass.
     
  3. Matt4786

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    I can usually find something I like in bad action movies. Of the ones you listed, I probably hated Ender's Game the most, mainly because I liked the book and felt the movie was trying to do too much in too small a timeframe.
     
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    This is why I would pick Taken. I know Im gonna get flamed for this but its so unrealistic this old man just going through whupping like 50 guys asses without getting punched once.... I would lay out Liam Neeson !!
     
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    1) no you wouldn't

    2) Liam Neeson is playing a character.......do you know how fiction works?
     
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    I think Neeson used to box professionally. He's also like 6'4. He'd probably fuck you up gangster Gibbs.
     
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    1) Yeah I would
    2) Yeah I do... Would still drop him
     
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    Fair Game w/ Cindy Crawford and William Baldwin was complete trash.
     
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    I rather see bunch of 60s years old that I recognise acting badass than average skinny punkass teenager that I never seen before, that waits for "likes" on FB, in an action movie.
     
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    No, no, we wouldn't be surprised. You'd be surprised. Liam Neeson would make sweet love to you, son.
     
  11. drstrangelov

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    Cobra

    Commando

    No Holds Barred

    These were like peak 80s failures, which is extra shameful.
     
  12. kuromusha

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    Any movie in which a womanlet takes out full grown men.
     
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    Commando and Cobra are the shit.
     
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    Star wars
     
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    this years Godzilla was a let down too I remember being at the ticket counter thinking Days of Future past or Godzilla........I went with Godzilla:( And after watching Enders game I felt like I had been robbed of two hours of my existence I would never get back.
     
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    Hudson hawk. End of thread.
     
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    It is unrealistic, very unrealistic but at least Neeson's character is a boss and cool as fuck to watch and listen to.
     
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    Any movie where characters that are supposed to be trained with firearms but never aim with a weapon is blemished, good story or not.
     
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    Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Seriously, shame on that guy saying fucking COMMANDO. I dare anyone to sit through ten minutes of Ballistic and say with a straight face that it's any better than Commando. Or better than any film, period.

     
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    Hands down,
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    Even if it did feature Cikatic.
     

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