Words that sound like they mean something else

[Cool Hand Luke]

Yeah, so what' a guy who studies herpes?

my cousin rick

 

[Sir Galahad]

@Cint

You asshole.

 

[Joe Wong]

You asshole.

LOL I didn't say it, @22k did

 

[milliniar]

Yeah, so what' a guy who studies herpes?

@Zer

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Dicker

dick·er
ˈdikər/
verb
North American

1. 1.
   engage in petty argument or bargaining.
   "she advised him not to dicker over the extra fee"
   synonyms: negotiate, haggle, bargain, barter
   "can't you just pay the asking price without dickering everyone?"

Let's buy some of that girl's bananas.

What if her price is too high?

Then we'll dicker!

 

[Cid]

I just used the word Tardiness in an e-mail. Reminded me of this thread.


Hehehe Tardiness.

 

[kahiljabroni]

Shitthread... sounds like a very thin string like piece of feces but it really describes this piece of shit thread.

 

[SherdogJoe]

Ignorant.

I used to think that it meant you're ignoring something. I used the word incorrectly for years. People knew I was using it wrong but they said nothing.

 

[gatchaman]

Hoariest: The most grayish white or the oldest and tritest

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