Wish I was a naturally thicker man

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  1. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    I'm more thin and lean like Callen 6'3 though so I got that going for me I just image if I had that Rogan thickness too world would have to recognize
     
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    I've always found my really skinny friends to be more insecure about their size than my fat friends.
     
  4. gspieler Silver Belt

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    Try surgery to add more girth.
     
  6. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Thick means dumb in the U.K. so you're definitely thick overseas.
     
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    Eat an sald
     
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    Just go around telling everyone you can kick their ass cause height/reach advantage like all lanklets do
     
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    Depends where you’re thick, if it’s quads/ass and you’re in the shorter side buying pants can be a real pain in the ass
     
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    it aint all its cracked up to be
     
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    Being thick sucks. Clothes don’t fit right, laying down certain ways in uncomfortable, and the food bill is expensive.
     
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    synthol brah
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  14. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    I'm a Will Sasso personality stuck in a Bryan Callen body (except i'm 6'3 so atleast I got that)
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    @Drain Bamage Tall, Lean Lanky guys live the longest... One day you will be thankful you're not some oafy stumpy mass monster.
     
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    how much do you weigh?

    I’m 6 foot 1 and 190 pounds with a little tummy and lots of muscle.

    I’m going to be shredded when I lose all my fat from dieting and working out.

    I just don’t want to be too skinny.

    If I lose 20 pounds of fat I’ll be 170
     
  17. Prefect Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Some of it depends why you are thick. If you are thick because you are inactive yeah but there are a lot of farmers and menial workers that live to an old age.
     
  18. TribalDrumz Red Belt

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    If they are just naturally thick from being farmers and construction workers eating healthy organic stuff for sure. if they are naturally large like your average Dallas Cowboys fan not so much.
     
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    I'm pretty thicc u can boerrow some of me if u watn
     
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    Start training son.

    Jiu jitsu and acai bowls will tone and shred your core and shoulders.
     
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