Will you going to see Melania?

[jk7707]

Of course. In fact, I'll be buying all the tickets to every show in my local theater, considering no one else has bought any so far.

 

[Kardashians]

The gold digging field?

hey, i gotta respect a gold digger.
some girls 'round here have two men on the hook and still pays for her own plastic surgery.
not everybody knows how to play the game.
sad.

 

[Jar of Flies]

Lol it was directed by Brett Ratner, who is in the Epstein files. Fitting choice.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Nudity involved again? Need to see how well things have held up.

Link! Pls....

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Who would?

Maga don't like Women.
Demo's don't like anything Trump.
She's hardly any little girls dream life.
History enthusiasts would rightly question its accuracy before even seeing it.

Im really struggling to figure out the target market.

 

[Michaelangelo]

As long as there’s a Smooth Criminal ensemble

 

[IanEdwards]

Why would anybody watch this?

you didn't hear her speech on opening night?

'friends, family and (last but not least) cultural iconoclasts', that's who!

I think its so cute that somebody taught her the word iconoclast and told her if she used it people would think she's really smart and uses words like 'iconoclast' in her daily conversation.

She speaks 5 languages fluently, you know. Or is it 7, or 9? Definitely a polyglot, as well as a polymath. Don't ever say those Einstein visas aren't bringing in the finest minds.

 

[Confucamus]

lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

tbf this is exactly what happens whenever Disney releases anything.

 

[Jar of Flies]

tbf this is exactly what happens whenever Disney releases anything.

Funny how he singles out the left’s reaction to one movie when there’s a long history of the right freaking out about movies.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

Funny how he singles out the left’s reaction to one movie when there’s a long history of the right freaking out about movies.

Lmao, right?

The right melting down over black mermaids = totally normal.

The left pointing out this obvious bribe, sex offender director, and then laughing at the huge failure/bomb? That's "screeching" and "freaking out"

 

[IanEdwards]

lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

this is coming from a man who had looooong arguments over black Little Mermaid ('totally understandable that people get frustrated over race-swapping' right, you fucken moron?) but sure, you total dumbass, its only other people and leftists who get triggered over films

you've got the self-awareness and logical consistency of a fucken pot plant, its amazing the disparity between the cogent construction of your sentences and grammar and the absolute bullshit, shot through with logical and other consistencies, that your ideological prejudices compel you to vomit out. The sentence construction suggests a working brain, the content screams 'un-self-aware partisan moron (with a strong element of bad faith thrown in to the effluence)'

 

[HOLA]

Looks like Trump getting ready to plant a kiss on Michael Jackson.

 

[Satur9]

Link! Pls....

You must practice your Google-Fu harder, Si Mui

 

[Source]

Only if it was produced by Bob Giccione.

 

[Substance Abuse]

I looked up some opinions on this film on Twitter and found this quote. Hilarious.

 

[Last Falconry]

lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

now do the cracker barrel logo

 

[AWilder]

our country is just getting fucked by the rich and grifters

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Why would anybody watch this?

Nudity? Now she s washed of course but prime Melania was quite something. The daughter is incredible too, even if she abused cosmetic surgery a bit.

 

[Revolver]

Lmao @ making a movie about this dumb bitch. Doubt even the biggest Trump bootlickers would even watch it.