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Will you going to see Melania?

My family and I will throw on our MAGA merch and go to see this every day it’s in theaters. Who would have ever thought that our dear leader would not only be the most healthy, strongest and most intelligent human among us, but his wife is the greatest actress we will ever know!
 
Short answer: No!
Long answer: Hell No!
 
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Lmao, right?

The right melting down over black mermaids = totally normal.

The left pointing out this obvious bribe, sex offender director, and then laughing at the huge failure/bomb? That's "screeching" and "freaking out"


yeah, i just went through this thread, like 95% of the 'leftists' comments are humorous, pretty consistently funny, too. But, no, this dumb fuck wants to call that screeching and freaking out. One would almost think he's terminally humourless and entirely devoid of the social skills to infer humour, or something. Either that or terminally keen to try and portray 'Deh Left' as the pearl-clutching old woman that he looks at in the mirror.
 
Who would?

Maga don't like Women.
Demo's don't like anything Trump.
She's hardly any little girls dream life.
History enthusiasts would rightly question its accuracy before even seeing it.

Im really struggling to figure out the target market.

Not just that, she's completely uninteresting and vapid.

Oh, she's really big into fashion? That's about the most odious industry there is. Unless there's some drama involved like in the Gucci story, no one gives a shit.

MAGA's base are rural, (angry) white guys with a high school education. A super rich immigrant with a thick accent and a love for fashion probably isn't gonna play well.
 
lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

I don't give a shit about the movie or Melania. I do give a shit that it's another example on the seemingly endless list of blatant corruption on full display by this administration.
 
I think if you went into watching it as a huge parody/comedy it would probably be pretty funny.

Or watch it hammered...
 
She's like the only first lady that accomplished things and got to the top of her field before becoming the first lady.

But fuck no, I'm not watching that shit
You mean other than Michelle Obama?

Pretty sure a Princeton and Harvard law graduate and then a practicing lawyer before being married....

I'd say thats a heck of a lot more accomplished than whatever nonsense they have invented when re-writing Melania's past. She was basically a model when she met Trump back in 98 and that's about it.

I wouldn't call modelling a "Field"
 
She's like the only first lady that accomplished things and got to the top of her field before becoming the first lady.

But fuck no, I'm not watching that shit
I dunno, Nancy Reagan was top of her field in the MGM backlot.
 
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