Will you going to see Melania?

[jk7707]

Of course. In fact, I'll be buying all the tickets to every show in my local theater, considering no one else has bought any so far.

 

[Kardashians]

The gold digging field?

hey, i gotta respect a gold digger.
some girls 'round here have two men on the hook and still pays for her own plastic surgery.
not everybody knows how to play the game.
sad.

 

[Jar of Flies]

Lol it was directed by Brett Ratner, who is in the Epstein files. Fitting choice.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Nudity involved again? Need to see how well things have held up.

Link! Pls....

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Who would?

Maga don't like Women.
Demo's don't like anything Trump.
She's hardly any little girls dream life.
History enthusiasts would rightly question its accuracy before even seeing it.

Im really struggling to figure out the target market.

 

[Michaelangelo]

As long as there’s a Smooth Criminal ensemble

 

[IanEdwards]

Why would anybody watch this?

you didn't hear her speech on opening night?

'friends, family and (last but not least) cultural iconoclasts', that's who!

I think its so cute that somebody taught her the word iconoclast and told her if she used it people would think she's really smart and uses words like 'iconoclast' in her daily conversation.

She speaks 5 languages fluently, you know. Or is it 7, or 9? Definitely a polyglot, as well as a polymath. Don't ever say those Einstein visas aren't bringing in the finest minds.

 

[Confucamus]

lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

lol No, I'm not going to a theater for this. It is hilarious though how triggering this movie has been for people on the left. It's not good enough that you have the choice to just not see it, I guess. Just endlessly screech about it even existing. Weird.

tbf this is exactly what happens whenever Disney releases anything.

 

[Jar of Flies]

tbf this is exactly what happens whenever Disney releases anything.

Funny how he singles out the left’s reaction to one movie when there’s a long history of the right freaking out about movies.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

Funny how he singles out the left’s reaction to one movie when there’s a long history of the right freaking out about movies.

Lmao, right?

The right melting down over black mermaids = totally normal.

The left pointing out this obvious bribe, sex offender director, and then laughing at the huge failure/bomb? That's "screeching" and "freaking out"