Remember earlier today when I said I wasn't going to post on here today? Yeah.....I was going to get a ton of work done. Well, I just found out I probably have Strept throat. I traced the problem back because Ed's been coughing and shit today. I looked at his tonsils, which he keeps in a jar next to his bed, but they looked fine still. Then I looked down his throat; about a foot and a half down his throat was some irritation, so I thought that he may have picked something up at school. I called Shadyside Elementary and spoke with his teacher. I asked her if Ed Taylor was molesting people again, which would have spread the disease. The teacher said, "No, but he bit everyone in the special ed class once again, and not only could he have received the bacteria that way, he should also be disciplined at home". I asked why I hadn't been contacted at work about the problem with Ed biting again. She said, "Sir, you carry around a Playskool phone and gave me a number with 5 digits. Also, I didn't think you were serious when you said your job involved pawning off your own sweat and urine as perfume; I assumed you stayed home all day. This always angers me. Then I asked, why didn't you call me at home, and she said "Well, I wasn't going to because of the perverted conversation you tried to have with me last time, but I did anyway. It says you're phone's been disconnected." I told her about how I cleverly spliced my neighbor's phone line and that sometimes you can't get through if they're on the phone. I also told her not to tell anyone about that. My throat burns, Ed's grumpy, and the teachers are still pissed at me. Fortunately, SID hasn't shown any signs yet. Hell, the boy hasn't shown signs of life in 6 months either, but that's besides the point. I hope you all had a fabulous day today.