Social Why didn't Superman & WonderWoman ever hook up?

[Mike]

Because of this?
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Man Lynda Carter was SUCH a beautiful woman. The first time I saw old WW reruns I was a little kid well before puberty, but some instinctive part of your brain is still like WHOA.

 

[Fedorgasm]

It's good to hook up with chicks that are beneath you. They're more grateful so they'll swallow do butt stuff.

This is why Superman was with Lois.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Superman has a small pee-pee.

Princess Diana of Themyscira needs a deep dickin'.

 

[mixmastermo]

I believe they had a romance in Kingdom come, Diana got pregnant and they wanted Batman to be the godfather

 

[GSP_37]

I think maybe they want to somehow have the reader relate to the comics and maintain the illusion an ordinary comic reader could have sexual relations with superhero. Not much different from how superhero movies have some ordinary civilian kid so kids could relate to the character.

 

[Brofessor]

Because Wonder Woman is Batman's bitch.

 

[Prutfis]

Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. he's faster than a speeding bullet, right? So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonderwoman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my asshole is killing me."

 

[Shaun K]

Probably because of her stank ass hairy armpits.

 

[GoodBadHBK]

All I know is if Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot ever go to Australia, I'm going there and I'm gonna have sex with them & @Woldog at the same time

 

[DrederickH8m]

Sounds like a boring relationship. Having someone vulnerable to hook the hero in, is what makes them who they are.
I bet you they have nothing in common and there’s no sexual chemistry from either one. I’d say these two break up all civil and shit and remain emotionally distant . Dry ass couple. Now if either one of them joins the dark side that would be some shit. Hear them argue about the toilet seat being left up and turn into some nasty ass ghetto drama. See them on Maury and bro GB chased by that camera man who would have to be the flash just to get the right camera angles for such shit

 

[Woldog]

All I know is if Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot ever go to Australia, I'm going there and I'm gonna have sex with them & @Woldog at the same time

Me, you and Henry Cavill. Gal can work the camera.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Superman has a small pee-pee.

Princess Diana of Themyscira needs a deep dickin'.

True dat, dude got beat out by Antman.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Because Superman is gay.

Well yeah

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Timing...

 

[MDoza]

Superman is supposed to represent virtue. Having him date a normal human woman makes sense. He wouldn't value the potential for superior offspring.

Wonder Woman on the other hand is from a matriarchal society, so she dates other women, or men without powers so that she can maintain her dominance.