Who was the smartest man ever?

For STEM dork I would go with - Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss.
For creative types - William Shakespeare.
 
Probably Mozart. If some physicists and engineers developed means to travel the distant ends of the galaxy, they’d bring his work as evidence of the quality of human civilization.
 
The first guy who figured out how to pimp hoes.
 
Isaac Newton and it isn't even close.
Optics, Laws of Motion, Gravitational theory, Calculus, … Dude single handedly changed the game for centuries to come. It's a shame he lived three and a half centuries ago, imagine the shit an intellect like his could come up with given modern science and technology.
 
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