Whiskey, War, Suicide, and Guns

Are you keeping it covered? I'd slap some Steri-strips on that bitch, but I also shave my legs and read People magazine.

I rub feces on it twice a day to keep it cleaned out and then hold cold raw chicken breasts on it at night for swelling.

What he meant was "Ur a dumbass and u waited longer than 12hrs so now I can't stitch it." Just so I'm clear, you would rather have it take longer to heal with a greater chance of infection than to go to the ER.

Just so you know, you're the kind of person I actually want in the ER. Not the panty wastes I usually get. Someone with a legitimate medical emergency that can actually be helped.

Infections build character. You have make your immune system practice.
 
What actually happened is that me and Donut had a shove-off, I lost so I leg kicked him and ran away.
 
Infections build character. You have make your immune system practice.

Funny you say that. I think men should donate blood every few months just for the stimulus. Women have a monthly stimulus but what do men have? Nothing.
 
I used to donate blood regularly until I came to the realization that I was only enabling careless driving and hindering the natural evolution of the species.
 
Glad you went the man-route and didn't get it stitched. Good work

There have been 4-5 times that I should have gotten stitches, and didn't get them any of the times. The last time was about a year and a half ago when I was overhead pressing and dropped a 245lbs metal log on my head, which knocked me backwards and then landed on my head again. Instant pool of blood on the floor and all over the weights and log. I stopped the bleeding, cleaned it up and then had to drive 8 hours, slept in a creepy motel for like four hours, went white water rafting for around 6 hours, then drove 8 hours home. I have a pretty gnarly scar on my head from it. I'm definitely not afraid of doctors or needles, either. I donate blood without thinking about it and have my entire left arm tattooed plus a couple of other ones.
 
I rub feces on it twice a day to keep it cleaned out and then hold cold raw chicken breasts on it at night for swelling.



Infections build character. You have make your immune system practice.

Don't forget to get every random homeless dude you pass to sneeze on it.
 
Fatty just wanted to be reminded of what a leg that can squat 500 pounds looks like since he'll never know.
 
Fatty just wanted to be reminded of what a leg that can squat 500 pounds looks like since he'll never know.

Feeding piranhas is rarely a good idea.

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The most pain I've ever experienced was getting stitches through my bottom lip.
 
The most pain I've ever experienced was getting stitches through my bottom lip.

I got 8 on the inside of my lip when I was a kid. It was an unpleasant experience. Not as bad as having my eyeball hanging out of my socket after a car accident, but still not fun.
 
I have to ask...could you see stuff with that eye when it was hanging out?

There was so much blood I wouldn't have been able to see out of that eye anyways. It wasn't like completely out, just bulged I guess since my eyelid was hanging off. 124 stitches. Worst night ever.
 
Ratman wins.


12/16/09 - Wednesday - Deadlift/Bench

Deadlift:
154x10
264x5
352x3
440x1 (DOH PR)
496x1
551x1x10 (+inzer)

Pause Bench:
135x10
185x5
225x3
275x1
295x5x5

Close Grip Bench:
225x10,8,8

DB Row:
110x10x5

Back Raise:

BW+25x10x3

Treadmill:
15min 3.5mph 6%


Gave my pec a little extra rest and hit with some volume today and it held up fine. Deadlifts were easy as hell, I destroyed those reps. I love singles because I can set up perfectly and get my air at the top and grip and rip. This also means I can use the Godzilla hide instead of my 10mm.
 
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