Which Spice Girl...

Who's Is the Bump?


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Hmm. They do look all greasy and shiny like they were up doing coke for days.
 
It was all good fun... Blur vs Oasis... Oasis vs Robbie Williams... Jarvis vs Michael Jackson... The Spice Girls fucking everyone... Y8u didn't have to be a fan of the music to see that ut was a good time. The birth of the Premiership... Grunge, Gangsta Rap, Britpop, Prog Rock... More major film releases, everything was cheaper, girls were slut tier because there were no camera phones, and people did shit because the Internet hardly existed... And we all had more money.

It was the last great decade. Computers and the Internet ruined it for everyone.

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You nailed it bruv. All I can add is Alcopops, Jungle music, illegal raves, 18-30's holidays and Saved by the Bell. Great times man.
 
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You nailed it bruv. All I can add is Alcopops, Jungle music, illegal raves, 18-30's holidays and Saved by the Bell. Great times man.

Baywatch... Goths (befire they became fucking emo)... 16 Bit theme tunes... Lads Mags... Mel Sykes... Fun House... Block Busters... Home Alone... Prime Tarantino, and Scorsese... B-Movies... Hood Movies - O-Dog, DoughBoy, Smoky, Ricky (I still care)... Fresh Prince... Jordan and the Chicago Bulls... Cantona... Crack Whores... Smokers... Being able to smoke in the pub... Arranging to meet your friends and everyone turning up... Having to speak to the chick you like's dad on the house phone when you call up to ask her out... Wrestling... Euro 96... Old people telling war stories...The Crystal Maze... Brian Blessed... School disco orgies... Soap bar hash.

Goddamn I miss the 90s so fucking badly.
 
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Damn, back in the day Posh could get it but now would smash Sporty
 
They've all aged really well. I'd bang sporty though. She's the least likely to have the herp.
 
Baywatch... Goths (befire they became fucking emo)... 16 Bit theme tunes... Lads Mags... Mel Sykes... Fun House... Block Busters... Honestly Alone... Prime Tarantino, and Scorsese... B-Movies... Hood Movies - O-Dog, DoughBoy, Smoky, Ricky (I still care)... Fresh Prince... Jordan and the Chicago Bulls... Cantona... Crack Whores... Smokers... Being able to smoke in the pub... Arranging to meet your friends and everyone turning up... Having to speak to the chick you like's dad on the house phone when you call up to ask her out... Wrestling... Euro 96... Old people telling war stories...The Crystal Maze... Brian Blessed... School disco orgies... Soap bar hash.

Goddamn I miss the 90s so fucking badly.

Damn brah, I never knew I missed the 90's so much.

I dropped the ball on Fun House, should have mentioned that first time around. A few years back Pat Sharp would DJ at a Pub not far from me. It's a shithhole but was always worth seeing him on the decks.

Also smashed it with Mel Sykes... Being able to smoke in the Pub...Arranging to meet up with friends and everyone turning up...Crystal Maze and Soap Bar Hash.

Its all been down hill since.
 
I always thought Sporty Spice was super underrated a zig a zig ah
 
They're all high but that is a light reflecting off something, not a bump.
 
Looks like part of a headphone jack or cable.
 
Damn brah, I never knew I missed the 90's so much.

I dropped the ball on Fun House, should have mentioned that first time around. A few years back Pat Sharp would DJ at a Pub not far from me. It's a shithhole but was always worth seeing him on the decks.

Also smashed it with Mel Sykes... Being able to smoke in the Pub...Arranging to meet up with friends and everyone turning up...Crystal Maze and Soap Bar Hash.

Its all been down hill since.
Tango adverts... Big Break... Big Breakfast... TFI... Wham Bars... Jet from Gladiators... Vic and Bob... Linsey Dawn McKenzie... Thinking Karate was the baddest thing you could learn... Mark Hamill's joker... Panini Trading Stickers... Hooch... Jason Nevins remixes... Saturday Morning kids shows with coked up sluts with big titties... Denise Van Outen... Gorbachev... Making bongs with things stolen from the science lab... Stink bombs... Bus stop slappers... Faces of death... Calling someone's fax line by mistake and getting deafened by the noise... German dubbed porn... Mullets... Reebok classics... Reebok popper trousers... Bitches in boob tubes and mini skirts... Big hair on chicks, gelled down fringes on dudes... Ninjas... The great Holland national team... Ajax... The insane Colombian team... Escobar... Bomber jackets... Spliffy Jeans... Ol Dirty Bastard... Gratis points in cigarettes... Jim Carrey... Friends...

I could literally do this forever.

Pat Sharpe... What a legend - what music did he play?

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Legend.

I once kissed Billie Piper back in my drama school days. That's my claim to the big time.
 
Tango adverts... Big Break... Big Breakfast... TFI... Wham Bars... Jet from Gladiators... Vic and Bob... Linsey Dawn McKenzie... Thinking Karate was the baddest thing you could learn... Mark Hamill's joker... Panini Trading Stickers... Hooch... Jason Nevins remixes... Saturday Morning kids shows with coked up sluts with big titties... Denise Van Outen... Gorbachev... Making bongs with things stolen from the science lab... Stink bombs... Bus stop slappers... Faces of death... Calling someone's fax line by mistake and getting deafened by the noise... German dubbed porn... Mullets... Reebok classics... Reebok popper trousers... Bitches in boob tubes and mini skirts... Big hair on chicks, gelled down fringes on dudes... Ninjas... The great Holland national team... Ajax... The insane Colombian team... Escobar... Bomber jackets... Spliffy Jeans... Ol Dirty Bastard... Gratis points in cigarettes... Jim Carrey... Friends...

I could literally do this forever.

Pat Sharpe... What a legend - what music did he play?

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Legend.

I once kissed Billie Piper back in my drama school days. That's my claim to the big time.

Haha that list is too funny bruv, some classic memories in there. Fucking well impressed you pulled Billie Piper, one of my mates was obsessed with her back in the day.

Found the poster for Pat Sharp's residency

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As it says he played mainly 80's and 90's classics, things like:

Wildchild - Renegade Master
Urban Cookie Collective - The Key
2 Unlimited - No limit
Shaggy - Mr Bombastic
N-Trance - Set you Free
Whigfield - Saturday Night
New Order - Blue Monday
Shannon - Let the Music Play
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Haddaway - What is Love
Snap - The Power
No Mercy - Where do you go (My Lovely)
Gina G - Ooh Ah Just a little bit
Culture Beat - Mr Vain
Snow - Informer


You know the drill.....
 
Haha that list is too funny bruv, some classic memories in there. Fucking well impressed you pulled Billie Piper, one of my mates was obsessed with her back in the day.

Found the poster for Pat Sharp's residency

norbury.jpg


As it says he played mainly 80's and 90's classics, things like:

Wildchild - Renegade Master
Urban Cookie Collective - The Key
2 Unlimited - No limit
Shaggy - Mr Bombastic
N-Trance - Set you Free
Whigfield - Saturday Night
New Order - Blue Monday
Shannon - Let the Music Play
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Haddaway - What is Love
Snap - The Power
No Mercy - Where do you go (My Lovely)
Gina G - Ooh Ah Just a little bit
Culture Beat - Mr Vain
Snow - Informer


You know the drill.....

That would pretty much be my chosen Pat Sharp mix... Would actually suck if he came out and dropped a drum and bass set.

Imagine how many women were clinging onto the GOAT mullet during his hey day... The twins included!

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It's fun
It's wacky
It's crazy
It's outrageous
Fun House. Whole lotta fun.
Prizes to be won.
It's a really wacky show
Where anything can go.
 
Honestly, we need a better pic. Real odd that they chose THAT one. Ive seen the black one on the TODAY show more than once recently and i wouldve eaten the corn out of her shit, so they need a do over.
 
That would pretty much be my chosen Pat Sharp mix... Would actually suck if he came out and dropped a drum and bass set.

Imagine how many women were clinging onto the GOAT mullet during his hey day... The twins included!

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funhouse.jpg


It's fun
It's wacky
It's crazy
It's outrageous
Fun House. Whole lotta fun.
Prizes to be won.
It's a really wacky show
Where anything can go.

That first picture is so jokes, he must have been tapping Melanie and Martina on the regs for years.

I'm pretty sure he dropped Shy Fx - Original Nuttah during his set one time but that might have been on request. I would have been pleasantly surprised if he layed down a full on D&B set but that's obviously not his area of expertise.
 
I'd go for the obvious one, Posh/Beckham.
Has all the attributes of a cokehead - the most glamourous, the most likely to gravitate to a glamourous/cokey lifestyle and that sort of celebrity. Twig-thin for a long time.

The sporty one struck me as the type who could drink 10pints and watch football but wouldn't know what coke was if she was shown a bag.

The other 3 could be contenders I suppose. the ginger one always seemed a bit weathered/haggard, like a coked up celeb whore would look and act.
 
I'd go for the obvious one, Posh/Beckham.
Has all the attributes of a cokehead - the most glamourous, the most likely to gravitate to a glamourous/cokey lifestyle and that sort of celebrity. Twig-thin for a long time.

The sporty one struck me as the type who could drink 10pints and watch football but wouldn't know what coke was if she was shown a bag.

The other 3 could be contenders I suppose. the ginger one always seemed a bit weathered/haggard, like a coked up celeb whore would look and act.
Bro don't fool yourself... They're a pop band from the 90s - they've all played in more snow than Dana has on his driveway at Christmas time.

I think they've all been to rehab... The ginger one was friends with George Michael ffs, the Jon Jones of pop.

I think probably the sporty one did the least coke which is why she still looks good, but don't think that any singer from that time wasn't bang on it.
 
Still wood, except Sporty Spice.

Some things never change.
 
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