Where would be your ideal zombie apocalypse hideout?

fingercuffs said:
What the flip's this all about?

Just give me somewhere with Rick Stein, and a private beach house we can fish and cook at.
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Well I may be... well... slightly... drunk on really tasty gin and wine from a local vineyard.

It's kind of an in joke about the vaccine causing the zombie apocalypse. Our only workmate that has actually taken the vaccine, I come up to every day and ask "So tell us the truth... are you craving brains yet"? His usual response is... yeah kinda... can't find any around here though...

My house has Colorbond fences and zombie resistant shutters as well as a large storage area filled with food and living in a fairly low density area so in the event of a zombie apocalypse we'll probably be fine for quite a while.
 
Contempt said:
Well I may be... well... slightly... drunk on really tasty gin and wine from a local vineyard.

It's kind of an in joke about the vaccine causing the zombie apocalypse. Our only workmate that has actually taken the vaccine, I come up to every day and ask "So tell us the truth... are you craving brains yet"? His usual response is... yeah kinda... can't find any around here though...

My house has Colorbond fences and zombie resistant shutters as well as a large storage area filled with food and living in a fairly low density area so in the event of a zombie apocalypse we'll probably be fine for quite a while.
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What tasty gin? I'm interested in Ryan Reynolds's because he's funny

II flippin love Rob Zombie and I loved Shaun of The Dead but I just don't get zombie stuff!
 
fingercuffs said:
What tasty gin? I'm interested in Ryan Reynolds's because he's funny

II flippin love Rob Zombie and I loved Shaun of The Dead but I just don't get zombie stuff!
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Man I'd like to hang out with you!!!

It's mainly an intellectual exercise for how a place would stack up to a horde of zombies or how hard it would be to re-enforce and survive in a certain place in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

...for people who have watched too many zombie flicks.

Zombie resistant shutters look like: https://watsonblinds.com.au/products/roller-shutters/

I have them on all windows on the top floor and soon the lower floor.

Importantly... I also have a large supply of wine and other booze as well.

My renovations are going as planned except for the fucking "Ever Given" which can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Oh yeah and the tasty gin is one that is made also by a local vineyard. Last year we had devastating bushfires which destroyed all the grapes due to smoke taint. They figured that they would see if they could do something with the grapes so they made a shiraz based gin and it is fantastic straight with ice.

...I am out now though so I need to go buy more :-(
 
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Contempt said:
Man I'd like to hang out with you!!!

It's mainly an intellectual exercise for how a place would stack up to a horde of zombies or how hard it would be to re-enforce and survive in a certain place in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

...for people who have watched too many zombie flicks.

Zombie resistant shutters look like: https://watsonblinds.com.au/products/roller-shutters/

I have them on all windows on the top floor and soon the lower floor.

Importantly... I also have a large supply of wine and other booze as well.

My renovations are going as planned except for the fucking "Evergiven" which can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
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Lol. I could get on board with your booze if I could have the Ryan Reynolds gin and him and his Mrs because they're funny. But Rick Stein the fisher and chef. And also @dc007 just for something for me to draw. Only every now and again...
 
This songs appropriate, and awesome...

 
fingercuffs said:
Lol. I could get on board with your booze if I could have the Ryan Reynolds gin and him and his Mrs because they're funny. But Rick Stein the fisher and chef. And also @dc007 just for something for me to draw. Only every now and again...
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Draw me like one of your French girls...
 
Bass pro shop.

Would fortify the doors/first floor windows

All the tools, guns, bullets, bows, arrows and knives you could EVER need.

Tons of food, including fresh real food, long lasting beef jerky, candy, etc. Years worth.

Clothes. More than you could ever need.

Pots, pans.

Solar panels. Cameras

First aid kits.

Large fish pond with different fish you could breed for self sustaining long term food.

Etc. I've thought about this a LOT. Obviously the hard part is fortifying it because of the size, but with all the shit inside I think it's easily doable.

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dc007 said:
Draw me like one of your French girls...
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Be flippin nice right now, just fishing in the middle of nowhere and eating some nice fish. Haha, just remembered you said you'd be a veggie if you had to to kill anything and I think I might be the same.
 
fingercuffs said:
Lol. I could get on board with your booze if I could have the Ryan Reynolds gin and him and his Mrs because they're funny. But Rick Stein the fisher and chef. And also @dc007 just for something for me to draw. Only every now and again...
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I edited the post with:

Oh yeah and the tasty gin is one that is made also by a local vineyard. Last year we had devastating bushfires which destroyed all the grapes due to smoke taint. They figured that they would see if they could do something with the grapes so they made a shiraz based gin and it is fantastic straight with ice.

...I am out now though so I need to go buy more :-(

...now I need to go download Shaun of the Dead.
 
fingercuffs said:
Be flippin nice right now, just fishing in the middle of nowhere and eating some nice fish. Haha, just remembered you said you'd be a veggie if you had to to kill anything and I think I might be the same.
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I think I could kill a fish.
 
The attic. They aren’t finding you there. I’m not a zombie and if somebody could stay mostly quiet (there’s shit running around in there at night all the time) I would never find them.
 
dc007 said:
I think I could kill a fish.
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I think I could go out to spear a fish, you'd just have to finish it off. I trod on a toad years ago and had to finish it off it was that bad, the poor thing.
Yep, you're doing all of it. I'm nifty cooking.
 
fingercuffs said:
I think I could go out to spear a fish, you'd just have to finish it off. I trod on a toad years ago and had to finish it off it was that bad, the poor thing.
Yep, you're doing all of it. I'm nifty cooking.
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That's a fair deal. I had to kill a rat in a trap a couple years ago. That was terrible but he had to go. And he probably wouldn't taste good either.
 
Contempt said:
I edited the post with:

Oh yeah and the tasty gin is one that is made also by a local vineyard. Last year we had devastating bushfires which destroyed all the grapes due to smoke taint. They figured that they would see if they could do something with the grapes so they made a shiraz based gin and it is fantastic straight with ice.

...I am out now though so I need to go buy more :-(

...now I need to go download Shaun of the Dead.
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Obviously so consumed with the wildfires here didn't consider yours. Yours were flippin awful.
Didn't think gin would have anything to do with it.
Do you all think it may happen again?
 
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