What would you do here?

[Scrody]

I'd let the seal chill, provided he wasn't bringing a ruckus.

 

[Bacco]

I drive the boat away with my new pet seal

 

[Dee Cups]

Satoshi, call the other lads, i'm putting the band back together..

 

[djacobox372]

Orcas are intelligent af. Would've capsized the boat if a human wasnt on. Thank god we made that truce with them when we freed willy.

Word is the deal is off:

 

[scorpipede]

There is not a single recorded instance of a human being who has been killed by an Orca .










Smart fuckers hide all the evidence.

No doubt they chomp on us now and then.

 

[scorpipede]

That's why I've always been afraid of swimming in lakes. And I'm always amazed by people who do it.

 

[Iron Mang]

Poor little guy. I would have just gone back to shore or the dock. Seal would probably jump onto the dock and go his way after that.

Orcas are my favorite ocean mammal, but I'm not kicking a seal off the boat. He was smart enough to escape to the boat in the first place. lol

 

[Legumes]

What would you do in this situation?

I would throw the case of ramen noodles and family size of pepperoni hot pockets I was planning on eating for lunch into the water in an attempt to appease those whales. Then my new first mate Sammy the sea lion and I would go on some boating adventures.

 

[Thrawn33]

Get it the fuck off my boat.

Seals/sea lions are assholes, trying to drag that poor dumb lady into its beef with the Orcas.

Circle of life motherfucker.