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  1. StoneColdSteveAustin Gold Belt

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    This is a pretty insane predicament to be in. What would you do in this situation?


     
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  2. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Teach that seal to swim...the Stennis way.
     
  3. revoltub Gold Card

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    Orcas are intelligent af. Would've capsized the boat if a human wasnt on. Thank god we made that truce with them when we freed willy.
     
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    "You have to go honey"

    "Oh, ok then see you later!"
     
  5. StoneColdSteveAustin Gold Belt

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    This is a scary situation to be in. I’d be shitting a brick if this was me.
     
  6. Fluffernutter Gold Belt

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    Help the sea lion
     
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    Take a sip from vodka bottle and keep fishing
     
  9. Horus Banned Banned

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    Pretty easy.

    Let the seal chill or send it to a certain death.

    Being a woman she wouldn't be up for option 2.

    Getting out a camera and chanting 'I don't know what to do' isn't really a helpful option.
     
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    Filled the seas with uppercuts. Or piss, I'm not sure.
     
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  11. elreece Black Belt

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    turn the boat on an drive away. Pretty easy really.
     
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    Uppercuts
     
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  13. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Imagine a scared young kid runs into your house...

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    ...you look out the window and see...

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    ...and you say to the kid "Sorry, you got to go back outside."
     
  14. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Start boat and drive. Hope the sea lion stays on. There is another vid where the people cheer a whale on so they can get a video of it getting slapped by its tail. They could have kept it on the boat, but they wanted views for their vid.
     
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  15. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    I'd be pushing him off my vessel.
     
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    There is not a single recorded instance of a human being who has been killed by an Orca .










    Smart fuckers hide all the evidence.
     
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    Why is she acting as if driving the boat away isn't a viable option? I'm assuming she could drive it as there seems to be no one else present.
     
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  18. StoneColdSteveAustin Gold Belt

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    Because Orcas are known to tip over boats and small icebergs. You don’t know what their reaction would be if you try and move the boat.
     
  19. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I guess it was just a foregone conclusion that she would immediately crash it.
     
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  20. StoneColdSteveAustin Gold Belt

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    Wait I don’t even get what you’re saying here.
     

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