What kind of desk toys do u have

[Medulla Omoplata]

All I've got is some dental floss and some screen wipes

Give me one of your fidget spinners to get the ball rolling

 

[Arqueto]

Do you have a fidgetpal account

New company?

 

[Arqueto]

Stop hacking my web cam

 

[Shawn91111]

None for me, but this one guy who had a desk in the cubicle isle across from my office had these usb nerf missile launchers and he would shoot them at people walking by.

 

[Yoel Bromero]

Up your game

 

[Slobodan]

 

[sweetviolenturg]

I've got three Funko Pop! figures on my work desk of Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali & Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen. Then I've got my Glock 26 sitting there waiting to be returned to its spot at my bedside. Also, some random little odds & ends that tend to accumulate near my keyboard during the course of the week.

 

[weed]

 

[Clippy]

Awesomenmm

 

[loyalyolayal]

My 10 yr old wacom bamboo, vape mod, 4 100 ml bottles of eliquid.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I’ve been working from home since March 19th, but at my desk at the office I have tiny one or two inch toys of Godzilla and MUTO that my wife gave me when the 2014 Godzilla movie came out.

Here’s a picture of them I just found on google. At work I keep mine just at the base of my monitor.

 

[chill doggie]

When I had a desk job I would be taking phone calls non-stop so didn’t have time to play with toys and it was a shared desk so didn’t care to have figurines or any decorations, I got one of these instead so I could work on my grip and pretend I’m choking out the querulous customers.

I got to be able to squeeze down on the 90lbs settings on both hands.

 

[I am your real dad]

I've got no toys on my desk

I don't even have a desk!

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Laser pointer, string, fake mouse .

 

[j123]

 

[rj144]

This is my desk in my office at work:

 

[Clippy]

This is my desk in my office at work:

Your mouse is constricted AF

 

[rj144]

Your mouse is constricted AF

That's a big sharpie next to it. I can move that, but I don't use that computer much. I have a laptop off to the side.

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

dildo with a suction cup

 

[MixMartialFarts]

I got a little scope I use to get a close up of chicks asses when they walk by out the window.