What kind of desk toys do u have

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oooooooh look at clippy he has a desk AND toys, brag much bro?
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Keyboard, mouse and keys or whatever else lands on it.
 
I have this:
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One light is broken :(

And this:
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It's a cellphone cradle that lights up with cool blue neon when a call is incoming. And my old flipfone or phlipphone or clipcone, whatever it's called.
 

Who jerks off at the desk when there's waterproof cell phones with amazing screens and internet access? What are you supposed to do with that sticky disgusting mess after you finish?

If you're already in the shower, you can just stand in the water afterwards and get cleaned off.
 
not just toys but and including the shelves in front of me lego star wars cloud thing, loads of cholo figures, lord quas rolling papers, cherry wood pipe, guiness ball, mold of my teeth, that bald cloud bloke from empire, soft guinness bottle, vader and r2d2 money boxes, loads of lunch tins of weed, bunch a star wars dudes, wife made me put the batmobile phone away and vader phone is too big to have out apparently

looking around now i realise certain things have been moved or hidden from me
 
I've got no toys on my desk :(
 
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