What is the worst thing you've ever done?

[No MSG]

Had sex with the preacher's two daughters.

Not at the same time but they took turns watching each other fuck me.

The worst thing about, I did not even go to church.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

That reminds me of the time I called the gambling help line they post above the pull tabs at dive bars, there was some championship basketball game happening the next day and I asked the lady talking to me if she had heard any “inside information” about the game from other callers. She got super pissed and threatened to have the police trace me or something like that and I hung up.

God damn they must get a lot of prank calls, i used to do prank calls from phone boxes back in the day so they couldn't trace.