Food & Drink What instantly ruins a hamburger?

[HenryFlower]

1. bread & butter pickles
2. mushrooms
3. avocado

 

[The C]

Brioche buns

 

[chardog]

buncha mayo haters in here.

i get grossed out if there's too much but it only needs a little.

I am baffled at mayo haters, as if momma used to make terrible mayo burgers

Nearly every single fast food joint has a burger that uses mayo or a derivative of mayo except for McDonalds……

 

[shunyata]

@Frank_Drebin nailed it. The same people who say they hate mayo pine for "secret sauces" that are just glorified Thousand Island dressings that are made up primarily of...mayo.

Mayo is the God condiment. Respect it or GTFO.

They're all disgusting.

Equally bad is the fake aolis that are just mayo plus stuff.

I actually don't mind a real garlic sauce that's just raw garlic whipped into olive oil until it's stiff (no egg white), or a fried egg on the burger, but keep anything based on mayo away from my burger or I'm sending it back.

Hot sauce is the only good American condiment. Good salsa and chimichurri are also acceptable. 1000 island is trash, ketchup is trash, yellow mustard is trash, pickle relish is trash, tartar sauce is trash.

I am baffled at mayo haters, as if momma used to make terrible mayo burgers

Nearly every single fast food joint has a burger that uses mayo or a derivative of mayo except for McDonalds……

I loathe fast food burgers. Only eat burgers if I made it myself or from a few trusted pubs.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Mayonnaise

It’s like we’re East Coast/West Coast brothers from another mother. Man….fuck mayo on a burger.

 

[Ladder Master]

The correct amount of Dukes Mayo is a requirement.

Mayo
Raw onions
good tomato
lettuce
cheese
burger


Pickles are what fucks up a burger.

 

[MLarson]

1. bread & butter pickles
2. mushrooms
3. avocado

Strongly agree with 2 and three.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Cooking it til well done is a turn off.

 

[HenryFlower]

Strongly agree with 2 and three.

love pickles, but anyone who fucks w/ bread & butter needs to be sent to the Gulag