Food & Drink What instantly ruins a hamburger?

[MLarson]

Raw onions. Disgusting and dominate the taste. I want to taste man meat, not a bunch of gross onions that smell like body odor.

 

[deviake]

Poison, especially if there's a lot of it.

Someone already said mayo

 

[deviake]

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This made me actually uncomfortable. Never mind that it looks like someone jerked off a Clydesdale in it

 

[VinceArch]

Words fall out of your mouth, like shit from ass. Burger without ketchup is good for the bin.

And that's where they go if they have ketchup. Fuck ketchup, I'm not eating it. The correct condiment is mayonnaise.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

And that's where they go if they have ketchup. Fuck ketchup, I'm not eating it. The correct condiment is mayonnaise.

But why not both though? I think that ketchup adds a very nice „sweet and sour“ balance in an otherwise very meaty and fat meal.

Like raw onions btw, I find that they bring balance to fatty meat.

 

[Tp4myBungHole]

Mustard. It belongs on hot dogs.

 

[Tito Tapped]

Grass fed beef is plant based imo

As long as we're talking about beef from an animal and not a mashed up mung-bean/pea protein monstrosity.

 

[mooseman17]

A burger needs to be properly sized. Those abominations where it’s two little buns and so many toppings inside where it needs to be kept together with a toothpick, and then eaten with a knife and fork, are stupid.

Also ballpark mustard is disgusting. Unless you’re using it as a binder for spices, keep it away from real food.

 

[Prefect]

Unseasoned meat that is overcooked.

 

[nonoob]

Like @Prefect said: Unseasoned meat that is overcooked.

Pickles or anything pickley, if that is even a word. I hate fucking pickles.

Understod, ya may wanna try wimmenz instead. Healthy ones don't be pickley.

 

[VinceArch]

But why not both though? I think that ketchup adds a very nice „sweet and sour“ balance in an otherwise very meaty and fat meal.

Like raw onions btw, I find that they bring balance to fatty meat.

I like onions on a burger. Hell, onions, jalapeños, bacon, ham, lettuce (the leafy kind, not that shredded shit) tomato if it's a good quality tomato, maybe two sliced pickles and you are farting through silk, that's the ultimate burger experience

 

[ModernMatt]

mushrooms....mushrooms ruin anything and everything

 

[Frank_Drebin]

let's summarize this thread: sherdoggers demand a burger with no mayo and no ketchup.

 

[VinceArch]

mushrooms....mushrooms ruin anything and everything

I like mushrooms on my pizza and in my spaghetti.

 

[High Test With da Best]

let's summarize this thread: sherdoggers demand a burger with no mayo and no ketchup.

Yeah...

No mayo

No ketchup

No yellow mustard

Looks like the official Mayberry burger will have mashed up banana spread on it for these babies lol!

 

[liner]

When mushrooms are not sautéed enough and they turn out slimy. Nicely sautéed mushrooms and Swiss is amazing but it can be a fine line

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Sweet bruschetta bun
Sweet sandwich pickles

 

[Madmick]

Mayonnaise

Instantly ruined.

Mayo for sure. Unedible.

you don't like big macs? the sauce probably has a mayo base.

@Frank_Drebin nailed it. The same people who say they hate mayo pine for "secret sauces" that are just glorified Thousand Island dressings that are made up primarily of...mayo.

Mayo is the God condiment. Respect it or GTFO.

 

[Frank_Drebin]

yesterday i mixed some cheap, almost watery honey garlic sauce from like walmart with some mayo and boom! it came out so much better. y'all really missing out.