Food & Drink What instantly ruins a hamburger?

[TheNinja]

Raw onions. Disgusting and dominate the taste. I want to taste man meat, not a bunch of gross onions that smell like body odor.

 

[ssBaldy]

Raw onions. Disgusting and dominate the taste. I want to taste man meat, not a bunch of gross onions that smell like body odor.

I like raw onions but wouldn't put them in a burger. Marinated onions is the way to go with meat.
And not only for burgers, when you do kebab you have marinated onions with the meat and fresh onions in the vegetable salad. And for a reason!

 

[Natural Order]

Too much lettuce. I like lettuce in burgers, but I want it to be the same square footage as the patties or bun. I don’t want lettuce that is hanging off the burger by like 5 inches.

Also, I don’t like it when a burger can’t hold together. Like you take one bite and your tomato goes flying out the back or something because there was too much sauce that made it like a fucking slip n slide.

When the lettuce frond is the first thing to touch your mouth/tongue, you know it's some kind of fucking shit show.......

 

[TheTickG]

I have two major gripes:

1. Overcooked, dry patty. A burger’s soul is its meat. Overcooking it into a hockey puck? Instant heartbreak.

2. Soggy bun. A once-golden, fluffy bun soaked in ketchup, mustard, or grease is a dealbreaker.

Veganism

 

[Tito Tapped]

"plant-based"

Hell to the fucking no.

 

[markantony20]

buncha mayo haters in here.

i get grossed out if there's too much but it only needs a little.

It’s heavily dependent on the rest of the ingredients of the burger imo

 

[markantony20]

In Australia beetroot and pineapple is common on burgers, I say they should GTFO out of any burger.

Came here to say this

It doesn’t help that if you ever have beetroot your look like you’re pissing blood and it gives you a small heart attack

 

[MLarson]

Buttered Buns

I stopped eating at Shake Shack for this reason alone.
Buttered buns + greasy burger + melted american cheese + shack sauce = cholesterol overload

F**k American cheese

 

[swarrrm]

bacon or onions

 

[Batjester]

Not enough of it... Nobody wants to be packing a small burger.

I once ate a Cow Palace burger at a bar right outside the Cow Palace before I went inside the Cow Palace and watch Cody superplex Joey Ryan off the top of a steel cage

It was quite an evening


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I could eat.


The bottom one reminds me of a burger I had in Vancouver.

Double cheeseburger, bacon, 1/4lb brat, onion rings, lettuce, tomato, and I think bbq sauce.

 

[Goon Dog]

Pickles or anything pickley, if that is even a word. I hate fucking pickles.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I could eat.


The bottom one reminds me of a burger I had in Vancouver.

Double cheeseburger, bacon, 1/4lb brat, onion rings, lettuce, tomato, and I think bbq sauce.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Lettuce, tomato, pickle.

 

[Tone C]

My wife normally....

 

[ssBaldy]

"plant-based"

Hell to the fucking no.

Grass fed beef is plant based imo

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Ketchup! I FUCKING HATE ketchup, that red shit has never tasted good on a burger or anything else and I can't believe every other human on this ball of mud we live on likes it.

Words fall out of your mouth, like shit from ass. Burger without ketchup is good for the bin.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Raw onions. Disgusting and dominate the taste. I want to taste man meat, not a bunch of gross onions that smell like body odor.

Onions are required in an adequate burger you fucking peasant.

 

[syct23]

Words fall out of your mouth, like shit from ass. Burger without ketchup is good for the bin.

It really depends on what type of burger it is imo..

I mean, if I’m getting sauté onions or something on there. I’m not mixing that with ketchup..

 

[shunyata]

"plant-based"

Hell to the fucking no.

The beer and fries are already plant based.

Patty does not need to be.

 

[deviake]

Mayo and/or cheese. Haram of the highest order