Food & Drink What instantly ruins a hamburger?

[TheNinja]

Raw onions. Disgusting and dominate the taste. I want to taste man meat, not a bunch of gross onions that smell like body odor.

 

[ssBaldy]

Raw onions. Disgusting and dominate the taste. I want to taste man meat, not a bunch of gross onions that smell like body odor.

I like raw onions but wouldn't put them in a burger. Marinated onions is the way to go with meat.
And not only for burgers, when you do kebab you have marinated onions with the meat and fresh onions in the vegetable salad. And for a reason!

 

[Natural Order]

Too much lettuce. I like lettuce in burgers, but I want it to be the same square footage as the patties or bun. I don’t want lettuce that is hanging off the burger by like 5 inches.

Also, I don’t like it when a burger can’t hold together. Like you take one bite and your tomato goes flying out the back or something because there was too much sauce that made it like a fucking slip n slide.

When the lettuce frond is the first thing to touch your mouth/tongue, you know it's some kind of fucking shit show.......