What Do You Fantasize About?

If its potatoes then boy are you in luck!

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Bruh. This ad is blowing my mind. There really was a potato restaurant? Like this is actually a thing? I mean did they have anything else? Was it just potatoes cooked different ways? They didn’t have steak or chicken? Just a god dammed potato?
 
Thinly veiled tipping thread.
Bottom left of the image, "No tipping. Ever."
Fuck you, TS, for trying to start another war on Sherdog.
 
Earning dat tree fiddy.
 
Bruh. This ad is blowing my mind. There really was a potato restaurant? Like this is actually a thing? I mean did they have anything else? Was it just potatoes cooked different ways? They didn’t have steak or chicken? Just a god dammed potato?
Lol there definitely is an autistic vibe to the whole thing
 
Haven’t been in this thread a few days, are people still jerking off to potatoes ?
 
Eating my ex's ass one final time.
 
My wife’s friend!

Hahaha

I made post somewhere a while back about mines friend that comes over about once a week and always found a way to talk about bj’s and how good she was at them and how much she loved to do them.

They get pretty toasty on wine every time she’s over, and I go to bed before they do.

The last time she was over she made a “joke “ about giving me a bj, and low and behold she hasn’t been over since(this will be week two , so if she skips this week also it will be three weeks). And I said next time she’s over I’m gonna stay up drinking with them and next time she says something about it just whip it out and see what happens lol.

So last time I’m on the couch playing doom, while they are cooking.
The friend brings me a glass of tea and says

“You have it made , two girls waiting on you , one cooking for you and the other bringing you drinks, all you need now is a BJ”

I said “she’s busy cooking , you can do it for her if you want”

She laughs and says “whip it out” mine , looks over the bar and says
Laughingly “ you aren’t that lucky”

The friend laughed and went back to the kitchen, but I could see for a moment a sadness in her eyes when she didn’t get to follow through with the Bj

My plan is next time to hang out with them more after they’ve been drinking a bit already and get them a little drunker and next time she says anything about being good at bj’s etc(she seriously always finds a way to bring it up when they are drinking)

Saying “ let me see which one of you is better “ and talking them into a back and forth bj contest.

But I think my g/f is onto me because there is always a reason last minute she decides to tell her friend we are too busy for her to come over.

I think she knows I plan to try and put my dick in her friends mouth somehow, and I think she knows her friend wants my dick in her mouth too.


Maybe she thinks two weeks is long enough for me to forget about last time when her friend like was about to pull it out.

When she said all I needed now was a bj, when she Gave me the tea she was bent over with her face above my crotch putting the tea down.

And making sucking jestures in a “joking “ way.

I was thinking I’ve got to let this mother fucker out LOL!

Such tease and tourture!!
 
Bj’s

All I dream about are BJ’s. My G/f won’t finish one ever.

She’ll pull it out , out of no where in the kitchen, laundry room, on the couch etc like she should and the second it’s fully hard and starting to feel good hops on it.

I’m like fuck me I just want you to finish one damn BJ!!

It’s been like 3 months since she finished one and 6 months before that and 6 months before that!!
 
Hahaha

I made post somewhere a while back about mines friend that comes over about once a week and always found a way to talk about bj’s and how good she was at them and how much she loved to do them.

They get pretty toasty on wine every time she’s over, and I go to bed before they do.

The last time she was over she made a “joke “ about giving me a bj, and low and behold she hasn’t been over since(this will be week two , so if she skips this week also it will be three weeks). And I said next time she’s over I’m gonna stay up drinking with them and next time she says something about it just whip it out and see what happens lol.

So last time I’m on the couch playing doom, while they are cooking.
The friend brings me a glass of tea and says

“You have it made , two girls waiting on you , one cooking for you and the other bringing you drinks, all you need now is a BJ”

I said “she’s busy cooking , you can do it for her if you want”

She laughs and says “whip it out” mine , looks over the bar and says
Laughingly “ you aren’t that lucky”

The friend laughed and went back to the kitchen, but I could see for a moment a sadness in her eyes when she didn’t get to follow through with the Bj

My plan is next time to hang out with them more after they’ve been drinking a bit already and get them a little drunker and next time she says anything about being good at bj’s etc(she seriously always finds a way to bring it up when they are drinking)

Saying “ let me see which one of you is better “ and talking them into a back and forth bj contest.

But I think my g/f is onto me because there is always a reason last minute she decides to tell her friend we are too busy for her to come over.

I think she knows I plan to try and put my dick in her friends mouth somehow, and I think she knows her friend wants my dick in her mouth too.


Maybe she thinks two weeks is long enough for me to forget about last time when her friend like was about to pull it out.

When she said all I needed now was a bj, when she Gave me the tea she was bent over with her face above my crotch putting the tea down.

And making sucking jestures in a “joking “ way.

I was thinking I’ve got to let this mother fucker out LOL!

Such tease and tourture!!
Oh man. That’s so unfair bro.
 
Lol at 99% not reading the o. p...
Iz expected.
 
I fantasise about beating the shit out of people on the field. Also porn, of course.
 
Waking up in 1943 in the body of Hitler, and knowing the fuck ups he was about to make...I can right those wrongs and finish the job..



Or going to bed in 2018 and waking up on the 4th of September 2001.


A zombie apocalypse.
 
Hot chicks showing up at my door offering to mow my lawn in swimsuits while I eat 4 kinds of potatoes.
 
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