so you ever have a friend and you really respect their opinion on stuff like, movies and TV shows and bands and especially fantasy books?
I had one. He put me on a lot of really great stuff with just a few minor near misses.
but he kept yammering on about this book he loved, and how I had to read it, and that was his favorite book, but every time I looked at it I thought, yeah not for me.
so he went ahead and bought it and surprised me with a copy of it as a gift, right when I was out of things to read and about to get on a flight for a vacation.
This book was so bad that at first I thought he did this as a goof, and I kept trying to push through it thinking, it has to get better and it just fucking didn't.
So I checked with him, bro we're you fucking with me? Nope!
You truly love this book? YUP one of if not my all time favorites!
Dude you're kidding, right? Nope I love it and I wouldn't have paid for it if I didn't think you would too
This book was so bad it made me honestly rethink if I should stay friends with him.
I tapped out about 200 pages in, I rarely tap on a book but this one caught me deep in a flying inverted triangle gogoplata of loathing, after it rocked me with shitty writing and a convoluted plot, and I was blacking out from pulpy prose and weirdly misogynistic erotic undertones.
and this is the book-
Trust me do not read it, don't look at it if you see it at your library, just fucking avoid it like the plague.
I will honestly never trust another review or recommendation as long as I know him.
Lucky the hotel had one of those leave a book take a book thingies and I found this
It was a fun easy snarky D&D related read. I have done two books now and the conceit and tone are starting to wear out, but holy shit it saved the rest of my vacation and my flight home for sure.
and I left that fucking shitty plague book there to infect someone else. If you ever see a copy of it, stained by sad rabbit tears, down in the islands, run like hell away from it.