What are you good at when you drink?

Communicating in foreign languages. My brain stops trying to translate from English.
 
Eating chicken.
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Appearing dead sober until I fall off the chair and throw up.

I can be pretty close to falling over drunk and still be able to pass a police sobriety test.
 
Smoking more cigarettes than normal. Complaining.
 
  • fooseball/gitoni
  • wandering off to the closest 7-11
  • annoying the shit out of my girlfriend
  • passing out on the floor, using my dog's stuffed toys as a pillow
 
nothing. drinking just gives you the illusion that you are doing things well when in reality your brain is operating poorly.
 

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