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  1. Clippy Good Times

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    When I have a few drinks I am really good at bowling. Mediocre otherwise but the right amount of drinks into me and I am AMAZING. But there's a delicate tipping point where I start to suck again. Hard to find that sweet spot.

    I can be pretty drunk and still do good at chess.

    I can be ANNIHILATED and still own Super Mario World

    I'll be drinking tonight friends let's see what happens
     
  2. Clippy Good Times

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    There's something fun about drunk walking - especially at Xmas with all the lights - I always find my way home
     
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    Vomiting.
     
  4. LHWBelt Gold Belt

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    Drinking. Anytime im drunk you put a beer in front of me and ill drink it.
     
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    My drunken navigation skills never cease to amaze me. Sober I can barely find my arse with both hands, but drunk I’m a regular Vasco De Gama...
     
  7. Clippy Good Times

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    Same, I think it's some kind of nature thing

    One time I was super mega level 15 drunk and got kicked out of a bar / dance club place - I remember I faught a race track fence and broke boards off while my friends yelled at me - started walking home (like 10 KM away)

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    woke up on my couch at home to see I ordered a subway sandwich sitting next to me
     
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    I'm the GOAT at everything
     
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    Chicken bacon ranch on parmesan oregano, I hope.
     
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    Picking up teh Boise Dimes.

    Sober I’m pretty shy, not smooth and people say I look pissed off, mean and unapproachable, few drinks in and I’m smilin and have game.

    <{boisedyme}>
     
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    Driving.

    <Moves>
     
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  15. Cantona7 Purple Belt

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    I once visited some friends in London whose house I’d never been to before, I went straight from the train to meet them in the pub, spent the day drinking. We stopped off at their house to drop off my stuff before heading out for dinner, more pubs then a nightclub, I don’t like clubs much, so I just decided to leave when I’d had enough and (as I used to do when I got drunk) didn’t feel the need to tell anyone I was with. Somehow I managed to find my way back to a house I’d spent at most ten minutes at in an area I didn’t know at all. Even more remarkable was, when they got home a bit later to find me asleep on their doorstep nobody had stolen my wallet or my shoes...
     
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    Losing definition in my abs lol
     
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    Believing I am a pleasure to be around
     
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    Ask my missus what I excel at when drunk and she’ll tell you ‘snoring’. My hangovers tend to be interspersed with detailed accounts of volume, duration, pitch, and how close she came to suffocating me with a pillow...
     

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