What are you good at when you drink?

[KhabibTheBeagle]

The same thing you're good at:

Chatting shit

 

[LHWBelt]

Disappointing my wife

 

[Shaungotti]

Clippy, how good at bowling are we talking about here? Give me a typical drunken score. Also, I think you're Canadian so, 5 pin or 10?

 

[Clippy]

Clippy, how good at bowling are we talking about here? Give me a typical drunken score. Also, I think you're Canadian so, 5 pin or 10?

I only less bad lol

I don't become some bowling legend

Just the following formula applies

Clippy drinks and gets better

Everyone else drinks and get worse

 

[lostdog000]

hangovers

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Developing ulcers

 

[astrozician]

Speaking Spanish.

 

[R.I.P. KMS]

Picking up equally as drunk bitches.

NHL on PS4.

 

[Fijeeto]

Rock Band
Golf

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Singing, socializing, pissing, chilling, feeling comfortably numb.

 

[Goon Dog]

Picking up an anti-Fiona. Going to bed with a princess but waking up with an ogre.

 

[ocean size]

Fuckin.

Spoiler

just kidding I push rope after 4 beers

 

[Fugazy]

Eating, it's freaking incredible.

Most people do their best while stoned.

Me on the other hand, I can damn near eat my weight in one sitting and feel great about it if I've got a proper buzz on.

 

[Otto!]

Destroying a bacon cheeseburger and fries.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Drums.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I can't drink.

But there's not much I can't ... Or don't... do stoned.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Believing I am a pleasure to be around

This. Also finding cocaine in the general area, I could be a sniffer dog when drunk i reckon.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Fucking, cleaning, watching movies I've seen a million times, blacking out, texting chicks from years past, you name it.

 

[ralphc1]

I feel that way until my Wife gives me the list of my transgressions. With almost court stenographer accuracy mind you.

Women can't remember to pay the electric bill but they remember everything you ever did wrong.

 

[bigkick]

Bizarre. First thing I thought of, before I'd even read the initial post, was bowling.