What’s more douchey: man bun or handlebar moustache?

[frenz]

neither are douchey

you sound bald and unable to grow facial hair

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

hey hey hey now @frenzy

leave us baldies (though bearded) alone.

 

[frenz]

hey hey hey now @frenzy

leave us baldies (though bearded) alone.

if you're bald, but bearded it means you still have great T so you're exempt from ire

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

if you're bald, but bearded it means you still have great T so you're exempt from ire

I'm a bearded mother fucker. I like a bit of ire though, keeps things interesting.

 

[Phlog]

Man bun because low t dudes keep their hair and can't grow good facial hair.

 

[frenz]

I'm a bearded mother fucker. I like a bit of ire though, keeps things interesting.

i had a thing against bald men until recently. i think it's because i got hatfished when i was dating this guy. i think he probably wouldve kept it on if we slept together too lols

 

[bowened]

Man bun is douchey nearly 100% of the time.

As the pictures in this thread of Sam Elliot and the Hulkster indicate, the mustache totally depends on the person wearing it. If it's on a hipster, 99% chance it's douchey. If it's on a real man like Sam Elliot, it's likely tough as shit and therefore not douchey.

 

[Phlog]

I feel like the handlebar mustache is for weaklings who are trying too hard to be masculine by trying to connect to a more "manly" time period. As if having an old school mustache will make somehow them less of a pussy.

You can't grow a mustache can you?

 

[Dolomite]

Anybody interested in talking shit about Greg Norton?

Huh? Didn't fucking think so.

 

[Phlog]

Man cave?

Because your house is owned by the women and she only let's you put your shit in the garage or spare room.

Real manly.

 

[frenz]

doesnt get any more manly than this

 

[Phlog]

i had a thing against bald men until recently. i think it's because i got hatfished when i was dating this guy. i think he probably wouldve kept it on if we slept together too lols

You can keep ya heels on, he keeps his hat

 

[Phlog]

doesnt get any more manly than this

It actually really doesn't.

 

[frenz]

You can keep ya heels on, he keeps his hat

jokes on you: i barely wear heels

 

[Tee Dee Pee]

I live in Portland Oregon, I see hundreds - nay, thousands of each every day. The answer to this queery is man bun.

Just wanted to go on record to state that i see what you did there

 

[JSN]

This creeps me out because my kids elementary school used to have a Fall festival open house. Every year there wa s middle aged ponytail guy who brought reptiles. I'm not even kidding.

It’s the same guy at every school. And yet they deny humans have been cloned.

 

[Pugilistic]

You can't grow a mustache can you?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

i had a thing against bald men until recently. i think it's because i got hatfished when i was dating this guy. i think he probably wouldve kept it on if we slept together too lols

LOL, i'd never heard of this term before today.

i like to wear hats, but you can clearly see i'm bald with one on.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

doesnt get any more manly than this

I'm playing golf with a bud who looks like a fat Freddie Mercury. He's going for a mario themed halloween so my likening of him to ol' Mercury didn't sit well with him.

 

[therealdope]

It’s the same guy at every school. And yet they deny humans have been cloned.

I'm not shitting you. He looked like one of the "Lone Gunman" guys from X-files with a ponytail.