What’s more douchey: man bun or handlebar moustache?

I find the worst to be the meticulously, over groomed huge beard on a testosterone-less guy
 
Middle aged ponytail guy is fucking atrocious as well.
 
SmilinDesperado said:
It's a package.
The man bun definitely helps,and I gurantee there is no shortage of women that love it.
The point is, if you're in shape and good looking, what looks ridiculous on the standard schlub, will look fine on you.

I don't get why the man bun gets so much hate. It's not like it's dudes with pink streaks in the hair trying to act like they're still manly. Plenty of celebrity examples that show it can look fine.
(and no, i don't have one)
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You aren't wrong. There are a whole lot of chicks who are in to douchey guys. It is what it is.
 
They are both equally rediculous. I do put my hair in a bun when I shower since it's grown to girl length.
 
Man bun, handle bar moustache, skinny jeans, flannel print shirt, work boots (that have never seen actual work) = the dreaded Lumber-sexual.
 
ClubFoot said:
Don't knock the tasch.

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Its fine in its natural environment but...

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Any of the styles mentioned along with a steam flute douche vape
 
Man Bun to me though just screams some douche hipster exec likely to end up facing sexual harassment charges.
 
The handle bar mustache either says, "I'm white trash," or "haha, check out my ridiculous mustache." A man bun says "I think very highly of myself despite the fact I work at Denny's."
 
I also thought the TS meant those hipster twisted mustaches.

Not the don frye mustache
 
The stupidest trend I've seen lately is the huge groomed beard with the sides of the head shaved. Then the rest of the hair medium long so it can be man bunned or flop all over.

I'm to lazy to post pictures.
 
therealdope said:
Middle aged ponytail guy is fucking atrocious as well.
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Also known as that guy who visited everyone’s middle school class to show the students an albino ball python.
 
SmilinDesperado said:
You are doubting the power of the bun.
I have a few friends with it, they aren't Jason Mamoas, and they do just fine with girls.

There may be girls that prefer a shaved head, or some other short style, but there are also those that dig the bun, and what's under the bun. They want that Tarzan banging fantasy fulfilled.
It may be a clear sign of a douche to another dude, but girls dgaf
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One of my sons has a man bun thing. Not my style but the girls in his school seem to like it.
 
What good is a douchey man bun without some yoga pants and a vape pen to complete the ensemble?
 
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