What’s more douchey: man bun or handlebar moustache?

[weed]

The top knot is probably the worst and douchiest of all.

that is exactly how my hair is, I'm not even kidding. except I don't tie it.


I do have a handlebar penistache & rock a balls-bun.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

So i guess everyone should just shave their heads and dress in Reebok fight kits.
who needs individuality?

 

[Kraysla]

Man buns, easily.

 

[ghoul]

When done right, a man bun can be 10/10
That kinda mustache though... No.

 

[fastone]

I live in Portland Oregon, I see hundreds - nay, thousands of each every day. The answer to this queery is man bun.

This

 

[lsa]

Seriously? Man bun. Tache is purrr class

 

[JohnRam87]

Anything that needs to have “man” in front of it to try to make it sound even remotely mannish has my vote. Think about it, calling it a bun doesn’t scream masculine but calling it a “man bun” somehow makes it better?

What’s next, man skirts? We already got man purses our there.

 

[Pugilistic]

I feel like the handlebar mustache is for weaklings who are trying too hard to be masculine by trying to connect to a more "manly" time period. As if having an old school mustache will make somehow them less of a pussy.

 

[BAM]

well, I'll throw in a qualifier, man bun with guys that don't have that much hair. A handlebar mustache guy probably doesn't take himself seriously enough to be a full blow douche.

it's one thing if you have legit long hair and tie it up for business. It's another when it's just a small knob on your head and you have to tightly pull back your hair to get it.

For example:

reasonable:

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douchey:

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[SmilinDesperado]

Anything that needs to have “man” in front of it to try to make it sound even remotely mannish has my vote. Think about it, calling it a bun doesn’t scream masculine but calling it a “man bun” somehow makes it better?

What’s next, man skirts? We already got man purses our there.

Man cave?

 

[SmilinDesperado]

well, I'll throw in a qualifier, man bun with guys that don't have that much hair. A handlebar mustache guy probably doesn't take himself seriously enough to be a full blow douche.

it's one thing if you have legit long hair and tie it up for business. It's another when it's just a small knob on your head and you have to tightly pull back your hair to get it.

For example:

reasonable:

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douchey:

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But for the 2nd example...if you have longish hair, and you're dressing up somewhere, isn't the point of having the hair pulled back like that to make yourself look more presentable?
It does look goofy, but I don't think the point is to be a douche/i think i'm stylinnn with this mini bun

 

[Kneepocalypse]

Waxed twirly mustache is the epitome of gayass bitch.

 

[therealdope]

Also known as that guy who visited everyone’s middle school class to show the students an albino ball python.

This creeps me out because my kids elementary school used to have a Fall festival open house. Every year there wa s middle aged ponytail guy who brought reptiles. I'm not even kidding.

 

[ThulsaDooom]

If you have to specifically point out that it is for men by adding the word "man," that's pretty fucking gay.

 

[Organic Damage]

At least you could claim a handlebar mustache was once a manly symbol that got co-opted.

Man-bun has never been manly*

(* excludes samurai topknot, of course)

 

[Lethal_Striker]

Most men who have hair longer then shoulder length just look stupid.

 

[scorpipede]

or the third option

worrying about what other people look like.

It's this one. Hands down.

 

[CoolB]

Man bun easily

 

[Jumpy]

why not both?

The most offensive part of this picture--and there are many--would have to be that I can almost smell the foul, disgusting, putrid odor coming from his ear lobes.

 

[ralphc1]

well, I'll throw in a qualifier, man bun with guys that don't have that much hair. A handlebar mustache guy probably doesn't take himself seriously enough to be a full blow douche.

My experience has been similar. The guy with the handlebar mustache is usually not to0 serious and usually pretty funny. The man bun guys are usually serious, brooding pricks.

I was surprised at how much confusion there is about what a handlebar mustache is. Just another example of how meanings of words change through misuse. Even Google images for handlebar mustaches has allowed a few porn staches in like Hulk Hogan and Aaron Rodgers.

The handlebar has long hair that grows above the level of the mouth and extends beyond the sides of the nose and requires wax to turn it up. Without wax it falls down and becomes a walrus mustache.

https://www.google.com/search?q=han...K024bXAhWhllQKHWEMC8kQ7AkINQ&biw=1708&bih=794

Walrus mustache
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/55/a0/5a/55a05afb1ec51136765022f10f8dd97e--sam-elliott-fantasy-men.jpg