Yeah, that's weird.
Although I will say that what you claim you posted and what you actually posted are not one in the same.
Besides, you've been banned 4 times already.
Be glad that you still have the ability to post.
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f2/aldo-doubters-let-your-names-known-2963197/
"It's spring now - I'll take my snow shoes off and put my truth shoes on: Aldo is fucked."
I just cast my name as a doubter.
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2964847
Don't remember in exact: conflated a pool table and cryogenic machines from Aldo's unwitting PoV for fun - said there's no cryonic insurance in Brazil so it's better Conor takes his head off in USA.
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2964855
"And attached to a colostomy bag."
That's literally all I wrote.
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2964381
"I'll watch Mystic River with Jin and DyinHawaiian for cathartic value. We'll cry it out together."
That was my first post in verbatim.
Someone quoted me teasing it's the reaction we'd have to Conor's embedded videos.
I replied with something like "The jazz from Conor's embedded videos far exceed that movie." Compared it to a fairy tale, ended post with "You can't tarnish it no matter what because Conor's magic is in the grassroots.
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2961753
I said "Dr. Francis Collins should drop his work on the genome project and find a way to permanently alter people's inner voices to someone else's. I'd choose Edmond's."
What is wrong with the praise I gave? I can't even compliment the guy?
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f2/pro-mma-new-york-update-2962535/
Something very close to "Most chefs smoke, right? Maybe they could wear all white and smoke to protest like the retards from The Leftovers (inserted pic)."
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f2/police-arrest-worlds-most-prolific-uploader-ufc-content-2961761/
"Sir Paul played with the Dana's trumpet and spilled his essence on the dusty floor - he will be remembered."
What? I just made fun of the poor sap for getting caught with property red-handed.
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2962281
"One needn't like a person in order to defend an idea. He's an ambassador for truth and has diplomatic immunity from you, infidel!"
Just pointed out that ideas and people don't necessarily overlap in defense constituents and the person replied taking it well. So what?
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2961005
I'm pretty sure I only posted a pic here for celebration. If I accompanied it with any text, I don't remember since it's far back, but I struggle to think it was anything bad.
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So not only have I given you exact quotes to counter your suggestion that I'm being misleading, I'm giving you the ideas and intentions behind them. I just don't get what's wrong with them.
As for the ban: once. If I had to make a new account either way, why wouldn't I just do it under a different IP or something so my history doesn't follow me? Especially if I were banned four times? (Really, it was just that one.) Since you handed it out, I specifically asked to run it by you if I were allowed back, so as not to side-step you at all. I even have that saved. My thought was if you're okay with granting a second chance, having one account's history attached is totally fine by me.
The spot I'm in right now: I am genuinely curious what was so troublesome about some playful posts, and the answer you gave omits that and refers to history and I'm left none the wiser as to what I did wrongly in present.
Speaking of which, I made a concerted effort to distance myself on this account from what landed me in trouble before. No lewd comments whatsoever - I don't even comment on anything related to female appearance.
I'm trying, man. I don't know why you're painting me out to be disingenuous. If permission is what got back me here, it wouldn't behoove me to do that. By and large I remember what I posted.
May I at least get the posts I've highlighted in red restored? If I had to prioritize, those would be it. I provided exact quotes for each of them, too. They were completely innocuous.