War Room Lounge v63

[all caps]

Poor people who were too self-conscious to do nerdy shit smh. Doesn't keep you from doing cool shit. It's actually all nerdy shit, but some of it people like to pretend isn't- like car repair or guns. Nerdy as fuck. At some level, you have to geek out to become sufficiently interested or good at anything.

I'm a professional poster. I know all about being a nerd

 

[Fawlty]

Tonight is mellow, old school

How much to get you to stand up on a table at a nice restaurant and shout: "Bring me your wives! I wish to challenge them with my musk!"

 

[Higus]

They'll be more normally distributed though

That...that’s not the point!

My inner DM is losing his shit rn

 

[senri]

Seems like a waste of a marinade, since it's already overcooked.

You like it very rare.... Interesting Mr. Fawtly. Your body must be very vibrant from absorbing all those wonderful nutrients inside of your soft body...

 

[senri]

I had a really great filet mignon tonight. Rare and delicious.

 

[luckyshot]

How much to get you to stand up on a table at a nice restaurant and shout: "Bring me your wives! I wish to challenge them with my musk!"

$4.99.

 

[luckyshot]

Or... shit, what’s the tax... $5.53.

 

[senri]

$4.99.

Disgusting, your musk is priceless. You are more than that. I promise you that your taste will bear value beyond currency. It will be craved the world over...

 

[luckyshot]

It’s humid. Fuck that.

Disgusting, your musk is priceless. You are more than that. I promise you that your taste will bear value beyond currency. It will be craved the world over...

Dude.. That’s awesome. Is everyone going to buy me a beer in the Nexus?

 

[luckyshot]

So, in the Punjab province of India, part of the requirement to get a firearms license is to submit evidence that you have planted ten trees.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsa...-gun-license-first-you-have-to-plant-10-trees

That’s dope. I was thinking, what about 50 or 100 hours of community service?

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

@Trotsky TDK is no longer the best Batman movie.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Probably one of my favorite interviews ever.

Bros. I consider Mayfield top 5 favorite athletes of all time.

 

[luckyshot]

Probably one of my favorite interviews ever.

Bros. I consider Mayfield top 5 favorite athletes of all time.

Who’s this dude does he have an Uggs contract?

 

[luckyshot]

Sports interviews:

 

[senri]

It’s humid. Fuck that.


Dude.. That’s awesome. Is everyone going to buy me a beer in the Nexus?

No Mr. Shot.... We will all absorb into it...

 

[luckyshot]

No Mr. Shot.... We will all absorb into it...

 

[all caps]

Morbid dude... jesus. I had the wrong idea about this place.

 

[waiguoren]

A generalization yes, I'm not penning a thesis here.

Sure, but what group are you referring to?

Different yes of course, but when I hear this "traditional" thing I think of dudes who want to go back to this kind of time>>>

Seems irrational to assume that most traditional marriages were of that form.

 

[Ruprecht]

Kill them. Kill them all.
European wasps are an invasive pest here. No natural predators, and the lack of cold winters to seasonally wipe out most of the nest, means they've spread fast despite our efforts to eliminate them.
Maybe we could import European youtube weirdos to try and wipe them out... like we did with the cane toads.

 

[Fawlty]

@Trotsky TDK is no longer the best Batman movie.

This is uncanny brilliance. Like I don't think it's really a bot writing this, but it's also brilliant in an original way. If robots take over comedy...or worse, if programmers take over comedy...