War Room Lounge V48: Everybody's a little racist, except me

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They've been messing with me for 7 years. I finally got fed up with them after they tried to contact my client and threatened to file a ethics complaint against them.

It got really bad in 2013. they were pushing for the Ninth Circuit to adopt the legal theory that ammunition in "common use" was protected. That is logically wrong to begin with and it is horrible because that argument means that uncommon ammunition would not be protected at all. No heightened scrutiny. So I filed this supplemental brief in one of my appeals that argues all ammunition used by protected arms is protected. The Ninth Circuit adopted my argument which both Justice Thomas in a dissent from denial of cert and several other circuit have approved of.

Linked to below is the brief where I represented the Heller opinion using C++ logic to establish that all ammunition is protected that is used by protected arms. Please take a look.

http://michellawyers.com/wp-content...g-v.-Hawaii_Appellants-Supplemental-Brief.pdf


Please ignore the typos I normally would never submit something with typos in it but this was a rush job and i was out of time. It likely did not hurt that Judge Ikuta and Judge Smith were on that panel.

"Counsel would like to thank Jonathan Koppenhaver..."
...Is that referring to War Machine?

Looks good to me, except for the typos of course. Why did you file a supplemental brief? I've only ever had to do that at the Court's request, in response to a 28(j) letter.
 
How bout them Orioles?

How bought them Twinkies?

Still best in the AL (fell behind dodgers for best in MLB). I thought it was just a hot start, but we're getting close to the midway mark on the season now
 
You upset? Besides that he the bet is there, pussy. Make me look bad.

Scared. Funny when someone makes you a own what you say. I look ridiculous if wrong lol
You already look completely ridiculous, dummy.
 
You upset? Besides that he the bet is there, pussy. Make me look bad.

Scared. Funny when someone makes you a own what you say. I look ridiculous if wrong lol

Your "bet" doesn't even make sense (and don't you live in Dallas? WTF?), and the fact that you both offered it and are babbling about it after the fact shows that you're a loser. Good luck with your issues, buddy.
 
Incorrect. Parts of this work are very dangerous as they involve reaching for plums at the height of 20+ feet.
Yeah, looks hella dangerous, my bad

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On the plus side your trolling made me waste time looking up plum images, and now I'm hungry and kinda feel like I need to poop. So good on ya.
 
You already look completely ridiculous, dummy.
I do? I would think losing my wife at a high school reunion would quality as 'ridiculous " but I guess our standards are different
 
Your "bet" doesn't even make sense (and don't you live in Dallas? WTF?), and the fact that you both offered it and are babbling about it after the fact shows that you're a loser. Good luck with your issues, buddy.

Lol. Never seen you this upset. 1 down
 
I don't live in Dallas btw.
 
"Counsel would like to thank Jonathan Koppenhaver..."
...Is that referring to War Machine?

Looks good to me, except for the typos of course. Why did you file a supplemental brief? I've only ever had to do that at the Court's request, in response to a 28(j) letter.


I filed a series of 28j letters over the course of two months after I filed my opening brief but before the filing of the other sides answering brief after i found out about the NRA's legal theory. My opposing counsel filed a motion to strike. I filed this response. Which I think is some of my best work to date.




I asked for affirmative relief which is only allowed for if the other side files a motion in the form of a supplemental brief. After it was lodged by the Court pending review by my panel, I filed a motion to be assigned the same panel as the NRA's case in Jackson v San Francisco. This make a docket entry in the NRA"s appeals docket. Which would alert their panel to my legal theory. After that I prayed for the best and thankfully Judge Ikuta wrote a great opinon in Jackson even though no one knows it because the NRA billed it was a loss for the Second even though the NInth took a much more pro gun position than the NRA was advocating for.


edit yes. Jon was moonlighting as my paralegal for this one. He did all the formatting, proofreading ran errands and vetted the arguments so that i got them down to where a layperson could understand them. I was helping him get ready for a fight so our deal was he helped me with this every day after training.
 
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RR's bans of the offending posters were justified.
He did good work. It's a shame those posters got the Jussie Smollett treatment, but oh well. This is Shercago after all.

I was innocent and I'll be here after you get banned finally.
 
100% this. Breakfast for dinner is GOAT level.
We used to have it about once a month when I was a kid, which meant we were out of everything and it wasn't grocery day yet... of course I didn't realize that until I was old enough to have responsibilities and shit, but I did and still do love it.


*Disclaimer: Regardless, I am still super rich and successful, even for a sherdogger. Nobody better come at me.
 
We used to have it about once a month when I was a kid, which meant we were out of everything and it wasn't grocery day yet... of course I didn't realize that until I was old enough to have responsibilities and shit, but I did and still do love it.


*Disclaimer: Regardless, I am still super rich and successful, even for a sherdogger. Nobody better come at me.
That last part goes without saying, obviously.
 
That's a lot of plums. Good forearm workout too I can imagine.

I gotta ask, what are the plums for? Do you sell them? Do you make pies with the plums? I would make plum pie.

Inquiring minds want to know. I'll sneak one more in, what else do you grow or harvest?



These idiots would let their wives climb that height. Good call on doing it yourself.

Hello good sir.

These are Asian-style plums. We call them 酸梅 (in Mandarin: Suan Mei). The plums have many uses in diet and Chinese medicine. My wife and relatives pickle the plums and we eat them. We also make soup and plum wine with them (I do not drink alcohol, but many family members do). I never had these plums until I moved to Asia. I'm really not sure if they would be suitable for pie as they are sour. Would be interesting to try. Haven't sold them yet, but that could be an option in the future. We only have four of those trees right now, and I'll have to cut one down soon as it's near its expiration date.

As for the climbing, it's very dangerous for non-expert climbers like me. Even climbing the tree and balancing at awkward angles on thin branches, it's hard to reach a lot of the best fruits. Just now I ended up looping rope over the ends of some of the farthest branches and pulling them down toward the ground in order to reach. That's a battle on its own.

In addition to the plums, we grow two kinds of Asian pears. We eat these and give them to others.

We also grow cherries, which are used for making wine.

This is in addition to our vegetable mini-farm.
 
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