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Alright guys, let's settle this;
Small dogs? Medium dogs? Large Dogs? XTRA large aka Newfoundlander etc
Golden retrievers.
Alright guys, let's settle this;
Small dogs? Medium dogs? Large Dogs? XTRA large aka Newfoundlander etc
Golden retrievers.
But would you eat a donut with him?Nothing beats a good breakfast. Sure a steak and some wine for a nice dinner can be top level too, but think of the difference. We are talking about eggs and bacon. Such simple shit is in the upper echelon of foods. Id even eat French Toast with Fawlty, and that's saying something.
But would you eat a donut with him?
Alright guys, let's settle this;
Small dogs? Medium dogs? Large Dogs? XTRA large aka Newfoundlander etc
Rottweilers are the GOAT dogs and are discriminated against by insurance companies.
“Why didn’t you kill me Raylyn?”
“We dug coal together”
People’s stance on rednecks and hill billies are easy to tell where it’s from. If they know some one on one vs from media.
Listen here motherfucker I know them Ozarks well. I found a baby deer as a kid up past Dewey, Oklahoma hunting rabbit with pellet guns pumped twelve times.. Sitting by it's dead mom and we carried the baby deer in my coveralls. We hide that baby deer in my friends basement. His dad was an alcoholic. It wasn't good at walking in concrete. He eventually did prison time after failing out of West Point. The deer is at Woolaroc State Park.Talking about the Ozarks to me while hiding out in NOLA.
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When you come, we jam.
I feel bad/weird as I tend to pick up the accents of people I work with. Had a dude from Appalachia as a coworker at the bar and picked that up when I was with him a lot. Coming home from Australia and I couldn’t understand American English.It's bullshit classism. I don't know if you've seen my streams but I have a pretty thick accent. Classified as a hick. twang with the drawl. But bruh the Long Island accent is the 1 worst thing to ever happen to NYC and them motherfuckers talk mad shit about our accents when they here.
Bruh when I was your guiding yankee boomers would he like "did you hear it" because I say y'all.
Listen here motherfucker I know them Ozarks well. I found a baby deer as a kid up past Dewey, Oklahoma hunting rabbit with pellet guns pumped twelve times.. Sitting by it's dead mom and we carried the baby deer in my coveralls. We hide that baby deer in my friends basement. His dad was an alcoholic. It wasn't good at walking in concrete. He eventually did prison time after failing out of West Point. The deer is at Woolaroc State Park.
I also got poison oak up my boxers because we carried the deer in my woodland coveralls. I had just discovered masturbation. My dick swelled up like a balloon.i thought it was like running out of tokens at an arcade. My dad was hushed me as he made me listen to the entirety of Jar of Flies by Alice in Chains. Stopping often btw. To make sure I heard that riff.
Bruh my dad drank a 24 back of budweiser and shot a 30-30 at a tornado screaming 'if gods going to take me he's going to take me." While my stepmom screamed "take the pillars and git in the bathtub and pull the mattress over you. SEAN GIT INSIDE" BUT my old man was standing out there. Wall cloud in the distance, Creed fucking slapping.
Don't worry, we only had five dogs, two cats and one raccoon at the time (girl was Alice, the boy was Chains, boy howdy I told him you can't physically punish fenAle raccoons. Blood...literally on the ceiling. That raccoon fucked my dad up
So what I'm saying is.i have Oblahoma tattooed on my knuckles for a motherfucking reason.
I used be 12 years d sit in weeping willows with a 22 mag rifle, a fishing rod I made myself out with a branch, line and a book.backpack full of calvin and hobbes books and a cd player. When I was around eight I would hide from the domestic disturbances back home... Find them bramble bush them bramble bushes that you find around chain link. Hollowed it out. Gorgeous inside
Bruh I used to have to go around the property killing alligator snapping turtles when with my lab named after Bob Stoops. Sitting there like this.
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Preteen. Listening to Annie Lennox and saying you have twenty seconds to tell me if you're an Animorph"
I see a water moccasin in the pond tho?
I ended that shit faster than Reagans death squads smashed in children's skulls in Guatemala or how Nestle shrugged it's shoulders about paramilitary death squads
Okie, Redneck, Hick, Hillbilly. I've been called it all. And I'm real proud of it.
Also I live my darling New Orleans but I hats the nature here. The oaks are pretty, the Spanish moss, but no hills and the creeks have gators. Fucking dumb. This state is stupid and the weather fucking sucks. Bruh I'm stickier than... Alright I won't go there lol
Now that my country boy southern status is vouched. I'm about to fucking murder Cubo. Fancy gun buying dude in Hawaii. Talking about that shit rag being apart... Two more shots. I he back for him.
I'm about to fucking murder Cubo. Fancy gun buying dude in Hawaii.
This state is stupid and the weather fucking sucks.
Coming home from Australia and I couldn’t understand American English.
@essie
There's pretty much universal agreement about what the Nazi flag represents, while we haven't reach a point in history yet where everyone agrees with your classification of the rebel flag. Some people just want to be rebels, or show southern pride, etc. It's a thing. You can still think they're dicks for being ignorant or offensive or whatever, but it doesn't mean they are racists.
I feel bad/weird as I tend to pick up the accents of people I work with. Had a dude from Appalachia as a coworker at the bar and picked that up when I was with him a lot. Coming home from Australia and I couldn’t understand American English.
No, its completely kink related.Moonlighting as Saudi religious police are we?
Yes back in my murtad days. Its good but way overrated, its like food for kids like mozzarella sticks or fish sticks. Imagine seeing an adult fawn over either of those things, that's how y'all appear to me. Eat it if you like but it should be a guilty pleasure.Have you ever eaten or tried bacon or pork? Legit curious if you never had.
What else would someone do with a donut?Eat?
@essie
There's pretty much universal agreement about what the Nazi flag represents, while we haven't reach a point in history yet where everyone agrees with your classification of the rebel flag. Some people just want to be rebels, or show southern pride, etc. It's a thing. You can still think they're dicks for being ignorant or offensive or whatever, but it doesn't mean they are racists.