Your left eye looks more stoned than your right eye![]()
Make fun of me boys
Obviously, that's why I included that aside, although there isn't a complete correlation between being progressive and being in safe districts. See Senators in safely blue New York and California versus Senators in very-much-purple Ohio and Wisconsin.
Your beard is awful imo
Your left eye looks more stoned than your right eye
LOLI'm completely blind in my left eye so I imagine the eyelid drops because of it.
@BEER Your shirt says you like death metal, your glasses say you like Elton John, and the rest of you says that your taste in music might still somehow be your best characteristic.
This is a fair assessment tbh
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Same energy
I think AOC wants your executive branch.![]()
Make fun of me boys
Ok, I'm out of insults. You're a fine looking fella, although I stand behind my assessment of the beard. I think very few white dudes can grow thick enough facial hair that their beard can look good at that length, particularly if it's naturally straight. Generally, I think some waviness is necessary ala Zach Galifinakis or the late Ryan Dunn.
Pale Ale?
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Only a person who can't appreciate a good broth would say that about soup but then you say you like miso and ramen, I can only assume you've just only ever had shitty soup.Soup is just wet food, I have no real need or love for it. Miso or ramen is good though.
To quote Master Shake:Don't start with me greeg
"Crispy" for how they fry their muffins is a stretch good sir.The McDonald's sausage mcmuffin is basically just sodium compressed into patty form and stuck between two halves of an english muffin that have been fried crispy with butter.
And that's what makes it the best sandwich in fast food.