War Room Lounge v189: Big-Time Nerd Quarrels

[CubicleGangster]

BREAKING: In a stunning investigation into Conservative Division fraud in the Sherdog War Room Fantasy Football League, evidence of draft position rigging has been discovered.

Conservative Commissioner @HockeyBjj crafted the league's draft order. The draft positions by division are as follows:

Conservative Division - 5.25
Liberal Division - 7.75
Communist Division - 6.5

This bombshell report provides clear evidence that beleaguered commissioner HockeyBJJ rigged the draft order to provide his division an unfair advantage.

Communist Division spokesperson Trotsky is expected to hold a press conference at 5pm Eastern to address this ground-shaking scandal.

 

[MMAisGod]

The thing the irritates me about all of this is @Trotsky and @sickc0d3r cant just say "we fucked up sorry" and we can be done with all of this. Instead it has just been bullshit about playing 4-D chess and they would have done it with anyone else. It shouldnt have to be stated that this shit is against the rules, yet here we are

This. Trots out here like "bruh my 7-D chess was godlike tho" when in reality it would get you banned out of every league and he's played long enough to know that. Even that thread Hockey posted, almost funny how many people call it "unethical". "I found a loophole in the written rules that says it actually is allowed, though it may be highly unethical, technically, I did nothing wrong". Bernie Sanders would roll over in his grave.

 

[CubicleGangster]

I also want it to be known that I petitioned hard for the liberal crybaby division to be called radical centrists but my petition was shot down hard by ultra conservative commish @HockeyBjj

 

[MMAisGod]

Just realized we hijacked the actual Lounge thread LOL didn't even notice that's where this was being posted. <45>

 

[BEER]

I also want it to be known that I petitioned hard for the liberal crybaby division to be called radical centrists but my petition was shot down hard by ultra conservative commish @HockeyBjj

I'm still not over the phrase "radical centrism" lmao

 

[CubicleGangster]

I'm still not over the phrase "radical centrism" lmao

it comes from /r/drama and its a joke about how being hardcore in the middle politically is the best way to enjoy political drama on both sides of the aisle
its not about fence sitting, its about finding the most hardcore middle of the road position that allows you to make fun of both sides

its like being agnostic so you can make fun of both the religious folk and the atheist folk



You also get to drink lots of Dr. Pepper

 

[sickc0d3r]

The thing the irritates me about all of this is @Trotsky and @sickc0d3r cant just say "we fucked up sorry"

For the record, I don't play in 3 leagues a year with cash and dynasties and shit like you guys. Definitely sorry if I broke some unwritten rule, it wasn't intentional

 

[BEER]

it comes from /r/drama and its a joke about how being hardcore in the middle politically is the best way to enjoy political drama on both sides of the aisle
its not about fence sitting, its about finding the most hardcore middle of the road position that allows you to make fun of both sides

its like being agnostic so you can make fun of both the religious folk and the atheist folk



You also get to drink lots of Dr. Pepper

Sounds boring imo

 

[MMAisGod]

it comes from /r/drama and its a joke about how being hardcore in the middle politically is the best way to enjoy political drama on both sides of the aisle
its not about fence sitting, its about finding the most hardcore middle of the road position that allows you to make fun of both sides

its like being agnostic so you can make fun of both the religious folk and the atheist folk



You also get to drink lots of Dr. Pepper

What lol. So does that mean I am a radical centrist? I'll have to look into this.

 

[CubicleGangster]

Sounds boring imo

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Some guy had the balls to diss K-pop on Belgian television. The network cut his comments because of all the backlash by k-pop fans. I swear to christ, I've never seen a more fanatic group of popfans ever.

I love BLACKPINK as much as the next guy, but yeah most K-Pop fans do take it a little too seriously

 

[CubicleGangster]

What lol. So does that mean I am a radical centrist? I'll have to look into this.

That depends
Do you have no morals or standards when it comes to politics? Are you willing to change your opinion purely based on who you are arguing with? Is your favorite part of political discussions watching people meltdown? Are you a natural born contrarian?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then Radical Centrism is the political ideology for you!

 

[Falsedawn]

I love BLACKPINK as much as the next guy, but yeah most K-Pop fans do take it a little too seriously

A little?

 

[BEER]

I comfortably laugh at both sides from my position as is.

 

[Gregolian]

I love BLACKPINK as much as the next guy, but yeah most K-Pop fans do take it a little too seriously

Bruh, K-Pop fans are basically the same as weeb "I want a waifu body pillow" anime fans, they just would never admit it like a weeb would.

Obligatory:




I miss Cayde....

@CubicleGangster I MUST STAB ULDREN IN THE FACE

 

[CubicleGangster]

Bruh, K-Pop fans are basically the same as weeb "I want a waifu body pillow" anime fans, they just would never admit it like a weeb would.

Obligatory:




I miss Cayde....

@CubicleGangster I MUST STAB ULDREN IN THE FACE

I was never all that connected to that character but god damn did it feel weird having him just gone from the tower

 

[CubicleGangster]

I comfortably laugh at both sides from my position as is.

Its not just the laughing
Its also about the shit stirring

Like Bill Burr's line about how you have to piss off both sides at the same time by saying something like "This Donald Trump guy is such a moron, I may actually vote for a woman!"

 

[Gregolian]

I was never all that connected to that character but god damn did it feel weird having him just gone from the tower

I think I feel more connected cause I have been in the game since the beta. And I chose to be a Hunter because mobility in RPGs is king as are the rogue type classes. So because of that I did a ton of bounties with Cayde and as such became "connected" with him so to speak. Plus, it started with Nathan Fillion voice acting the guy:


Was top tier. Add in that Uldren in D1 you could tell he had this weird incestious desire related to his sister... and SHE'S MINE.

 

[BEER]

Its not just the laughing
Its also about the shit stirring

Like Bill Burr's line about how you have to piss off both sides at the same time by saying something like "This Donald Trump guy is such a moron, I may actually vote for a woman!"

Lmao

Can't you tell I do a fine job of stirring shit?

 

[CubicleGangster]

I think I feel more connected cause I have been in the game since the beta. And I chose to be a Hunter because mobility in RPGs is king as are the rogue type classes. So because of that I did a ton of bounties with Cayde and as such became "connected" with him so to speak. Plus, it started with Nathan Fillion voice acting the guy:


Was top tier. Add in that Uldren in D1 you could tell he had this weird incestious desire related to his sister... and SHE'S MINE.

How it was for me in D1 since I played Hunter in that one
Titan for D2 now that I have an affinity for crayon eating

He was definitely the best out Zavala/Ikora/Cayde