War Room Lounge v181: Escaped self-cloning female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery.

[PolishHeadlock2]

My apartment gets lots of house centipedes. They're harmless but they still freak me out when they scuttle across the floor unexpectedly. They're also extremely difficult to corral, especially without hurting them, but if I don't they're going to get eaten by my cat.

I convinced my wife to stop trying to get me to kill spiders as they eat the "bad" bugs, but she's not having it with centipedes.

They aren't so bad when they're young but he bigger ones with the long legs will produce a scream.

 

[Jack V Savage]

"Incredibly careful thinker"

You'd think that this one would smoke out waiguoren if he's still around. I suspect that Hanson has the same disorder that wai himself does so if he is out there, he's probably thinking, "what's the problem?"

 

[Fawlty]

My apartment gets lots of house centipedes. They're harmless but they still freak me out when they scuttle across the floor unexpectedly. They're also extremely difficult to corral, especially without hurting them, but if I don't they're going to get eaten by my cat.

That's horrifying but at the same time I did put out a centipede instead of killing it this summer. It brought me no inner peace. Spiders (non-widow ones) are on probation. They step too far out of line, they get one chance to behave. And next comes the washrag.

 

[tonni]

I convinced my wife to stop trying to get me to kill spiders as they eat the "bad" bugs, but she's not having it with centipedes.

They aren't so bad when they're young but he bigger ones with the long legs will produce a scream.

I thought you meant they screamed when you squash them.

 

[Trotsky]

I convinced my wife to stop trying to get me to kill spiders as they eat the "bad" bugs, but she's not having it with centipedes.

They aren't so bad when they're young but he bigger ones with the long legs will produce a scream.

Yeah, I don't kill any bugs (except for like obvious pests like fleas).

With the house centipedes, they won't bite or cause any damage....but they're so fucking freaky. The first time I saw one, I about fainted like a silent film actress.

And definitely with the age difference.

This is manageable:

This scares me every time:

That's horrifying but at the same time I did put out a centipede instead of killing it this summer. It brought me no inner peace. Spiders (non-widow ones) are on probation. They step too far out of line, they get one chance to behave. And next comes the washrag.

I just leave them be. I figure they'll eventually learn to be inconspicuous to survive the household predator. I've tried putting them outside, but (a) I'm not sure if that puts them in danger, (b) if not I'm certain they just find a crack to get back in, and (c) they're extremely easy to accidentally kill while trying to wrangle them because they're so brittle. Especially their legs.

 

[curryjunkie]

@curryjunkie Are you superstitious?

nope, lived at house no 13 for years, not much point.

 

[tonni]

@Trotsky I always feel like such an ogre when I accidentally kill an insect I'm trying to save.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Damn, Trotsky, you have a weird-looking finger.

 

[Trotsky]

Damn, Trotsky, you have a weird-looking finger.

That's a google image, but I agree that its dimensions are strange.

 

[Trotsky]

@Fawlty There's a Republican Missouri Senator who wants to force women to carry babies from rape and incest.

It's so strange that he has such a barbaric desire considering that he looks so normal.

Spoiler

 

[Kandyland]

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[tonni]

@Fawlty There's a Republican Missouri Senator who wants to force women to carry babies from rape and incest.

It's so strange that he has such a barbaric desire considering that he looks so normal.

Spoiler

I really don't trust adult men with spiked hair.

 

[tonni]

HAHAHA. Oh God, how did I know Trotsky was a white guy. Only a privileged white guy would be that angry and hateful whenever he makes an "orange man bad" post behind the safety of his computer.

Nice attempt at a ninja edit.

 

[Trotsky]

@Trotsky I always feel like such an ogre when I accidentally kill an insect I'm trying to save.

It's such a strange emotion, especially when you're additionally mad at the insect for making you kill it by being uncooperative.

 

[tonni]

What a SLWC. (self loathing white conservative)

 

[A Lurker]

Yeah, I don't kill any bugs (except for like obvious pests like fleas).

With the house centipedes, they won't bite or cause any damage....but they're so fucking freaky. The first time I saw one, I about fainted like a silent film actress.

And definitely with the age difference.

This is manageable:

This scares me every time:

I just leave them be. I figure they'll eventually learn to be inconspicuous to survive the household predator. I've tried putting them outside, but (a) I'm not sure if that puts them in danger, (b) if not I'm certain they just find a crack to get back in, and (c) they're extremely easy to accidentally kill while trying to wrangle them because they're so brittle. Especially their legs.

Looks like an alien to me, kill it with fire.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I convinced my wife to stop trying to get me to kill spiders as they eat the "bad" bugs, but she's not having it with centipedes.

They aren't so bad when they're young but he bigger ones with the long legs will produce a scream.

 

[Trotsky]

What a SLWC. (self loathing white conservative)

RHWAIP

Cheers to whoever can guess that acronym.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

@Fawlty

 

[Fawlty]

Nice attempt at a ninja edit.

He's quite the dumbfuck lol.