WAR ROOM LOUNGE V18: HAPE ...... (it means high-altitude pulmonary edema, you sicko)

[AgonyandIrony]

It's spelled however I want to spell it goddamnit as long as that cocaine fueled junkie leprechaun is starched and mashed into the canvas.

Legit thought you were talking about me for a second.

Also I want Conor to win so badly. He fights for all gingers.

 

[Trotsky]

Sure, I can suck it, and you can drink from it, and that sounds kind of neat, and I would consider buying something similarly garish to hold my coffee.

But it's still hipster.

 

[Fawlty]

Dost thou have a query?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I think it came up because we were talking about guns one night drinking and shit and those two didn't know I had some and had never shot a gun.

Nothing like a trip to the range to soften up an anti-firearms stance. Shooting in their mind goes from scary to fun.

 

[sickc0d3r]

I don't think its likely. Maybe if he can crack Khabib hard enough to get Khabib into a defensive shell where he doesn't risk much offense and gets stalled out but I see Khabib going out on his shield being more likely.

I was thinking maybe Conor could get a knockdown or two early and be way ahead on scorecards. But to win a decision he'd still has to survive 5 rounds with Khabib and not either KO him or get stopped by GnP or sub. Very unlikely, imo. I think it it is cut and dry (betting-wise), Conor early or Khabib mid-late. Then again, last year was my worst year ever predicting fights so who the hell knows.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Those long ass arms are, uh, scary-long-ass.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Alright y'all, ignore the shitty vertcam and the crappy quality but a lot of you either haven't heard my material or heard any of my new shit.

What do you guys think?

The jokes are damn good, and you have a stage presence that is kind of off-putting and endearing at the same time. My criticism might be you're sometimes uncomfortably frenetic. Like maybe take more of a moment, relax, and put everyone at ease once in a while? Hard for a laymen like myself to verbalize. That was a good crowd, though, and I thought you played the room like a vet. Kudos!

 

[Trotsky]

The jokes are damn good, and you have a stage presence that is kind of off-putting and endearing at the same time. My criticism might be you're sometimes uncomfortably frenetic. Like maybe take more of a moment, relax, and put everyone at ease once in a while? Hard for a laymen like myself to verbalize. That was a good crowd, though, and I thought you played the room like a vet. Kudos!

This is my most common criticism of stand up comedians in general. Like Hasan Minhaj at the 2017 correspondents dinner. Just brilliant, but waaaay too rapid.

 

[Gandhi]

I think Conor's distance control causes Khabib to be forced to strike some to get in and into the clinch. I don't think he can shoot from the outside, and get Conor down. Certainly not a fresh Conor.

Conor will be long gone off a failed shot before Khabib can turn it into a clinch/single double variant situation.

Connor will do fookin nuttin

Actually I am sorta rooting for Connor

 

[Fawlty]

Alright y'all, ignore the shitty vertcam and the crappy quality but a lot of you either haven't heard my material or heard any of my new shit.

What do you guys think?

Feels like you're really finding your style. Like @sickc0d3r says give the audience a couple extra beats to catch up with you now and then.

"Why are you a CNA and not an RN yet, since we're hurting each other?" was the big laugh for me.

 

[Gandhi]

I curse having military friends... My coffee is literally 4 scoops of whatever grounds I have in one of those travel mugs that doubles as a French press too.

Basically, a spoon could stand up in the shit and I can drink the whole thing and still start yawning.

Line up instant coffee, sugar, powered milk pouches from
MRP

Rip off tops of all three in one swip

Poor all grew into mouth at same time

Fill mouth with water from canteen

Gulp.

Ranger coffee FTW!!!

 

[Gandhi]

Feels like you're really finding your style. Like @sickc0d3r says give the audience a couple extra beats to catch up with you now and then.

"Why are you a CNA and not an RN yet, since we're hurting each other?" was the big laugh for me.

@AgonyandIrony

Yeah I agree with above

I like the mannerism, rubbing your face like “wtf is going on here”, I feel like you could leverage that a bit.

 

[Gandhi]

Russian leg humper vs the annoying as fuck Irish

As long as it’s in devastating or humiliating fashion I can’t go wrong this weekend.

Still for Connor tho.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

The jokes are damn good, and you have a stage presence that is kind of off-putting and endearing at the same time. My criticism might be you're sometimes uncomfortably frenetic. Like maybe take more of a moment, relax, and put everyone at ease once in a while? Hard for a laymen like myself to verbalize. That was a good crowd, though, and I thought you played the room like a vet. Kudos!

Yeah I just listened to it for the first time. I was trying to cram a thirty minute set into about ten. Definitely needed to slow it down though.

You also nailed my stage presence. I'm very influenced by comedians like Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Jim Jeffries.

Feels like you're really finding your style. Like @sickc0d3r says give the audience a couple extra beats to catch up with you now and then.

"Why are you a CNA and not an RN yet, since we're hurting each other?" was the big laugh for me.

Definitely. I had a few ovations I should have let breathe but I'm the "white urban comic" basically I'm the white dude they book for black rooms. A black comedian friend of mine in the audience came up and told me she loves watching me perform for black audiences because they're always skeptical when I walk onstage.

Also that CNA/RN bit wasn't written. Most the time my brain and mouth are both firing at the same time. Probably why my pace is so rapid.

 

[Badger67]

I don't normally vent online but I need to tonight.

This last two weeks 7 people from my social circle committed suicide.

GET HELP if you need it sherbros. Depression and bad events can make us do crazy stupid things, and none of it good at the end of it all.

 

[Final Rehab]

Line up instant coffee, sugar, powered milk pouches from
MRP

Rip off tops of all three in one swip

Poor all grew into mouth at same time

Fill mouth with water from canteen

Gulp.

Ranger coffee FTW!!!

Hell yeah man, during basic training I figured out that lots of people don't like coffee so I'd solicit extra packs during chow time and end up slamming like a six-pack of java before the next march. If I had enough left over I would mix some instant with peanut butter and put it between crackers and pack it for a mid-march boost, I believe they call that ranger pudding.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Posted my set in the 'berry and @Devout Pessimist tryin to talk some shit.

What's your problem bruh?

 

[Prokofievian]

Posted my set in the 'berry and @Devout Pessimist tryin to talk some shit.

What's your problem bruh?

DEGENERACY!

You know what's not degenerate though? Pulling your goalie to hours upon hours of this guy on the tubes:

 

[senri]

Legit thought you were talking about me for a second.

Also I want Conor to win so badly. He fights for all gingers.

I enjoy you when your cortex gets excited like this Mr. Agony. That red tint to your body.... Exquisite...

 

[senri]

DEGENERACY!

You know what's not degenerate though? Pulling your goalie to hours upon hours of this guy on the tubes:

His qudriceps is full and gorged. Properly shaped.... This one would taste decent....