War Room Lounge v165: Exclusive Looka? Baby you have a gusseted carrot crotch!

[tonni]

I've seen her run off crackheads all by herself. We spent the night talking and she said "If I break up with my bf you're the first person I'm coming to see" My response? "I hope your asshole knows morse code because I'm going to write my favorite Shel Silverstein poem with my tongue"

Baller line btw.


Absolutely not true and as a writer that's a major insult my friend. My tattoos aren't worthless either and thats a silly comparison. Nothing is worthless first of all. Meaning is not defined by the one giving it out, it's defined by the ones interpreting it.

So like it or not douchebag, A lot of people actually respect you fuckface, so when you go on your dickhead tangents it's actually pretty hurtful to some good posters here. Don't work on me because I ain't got no shame but you DO NOT get to define how what you say is interpreted.

Don't be intimidated by her tallness, embrace her strength.

 

[tonni]

You say that, because you think your words on a Karate forum means something.

Aww, you're so special @tonni. Thoughts and prayers...

You actively go out of your way to be unempathic, you know what's up. You're just being sneaky like always.

 

[tonni]

Oh hands down, there's a lot of cool motherfuckers here, but like Greg and Limbo are probably the two best ones out of all of us. Also I'm a bit pissed that @Gregolian with his conservative mannerisms isn't the forefront of the modern right wing, and I'm also hella pissed and I'll slap a motherfucker for not realizing we have an ACTUAL historian in @Limbo Pete. Absurd. Rude.

Yes, I was thinking about Limbo too.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Just giving you shit homie. Lol

Oh I'm cool with it dude lol. Like I said, I'm sorry I called you a piece of shit a week ago, but man you gotta quit lumping us all together. There's like... literally three leftists on this entire website.

I’m assuming that since it’s a Saturday night, you’re just drunk and emotional right now.

Bruh I live in a Quarantined city. Saturdays and Tuesdays are the same motherfucking thing.

Sooo....what are your published works, "Writer" man?

Alright you got a laugh. But I placed 1/2/3 and runner up in a writing contest two three years in a row, and I realized that the art of short fiction is dead so...I transitioned to stand up AS a writer.

So my published work? Three national fucking tours and over a thousand fucking fans homie. Over 500 shows where my name carried a fucking bill. Thats my publishing, oh and guess whaaat. My editors say the shit I'm writing is the best they've ever read from me and "I've waited a long time for you to finally write something like this"

Again. This ain't the fucking tree you want to climb dude. I ain't publish published, but I'm a writer, and by God I'll be published by next year and guess what fucker. I'm going to do what I always do, and that's fuckin thrive. I posted some of my writing here to hear your shithead attitude, again out of respect because I thought "Heretic and his cunt ass probably has some words of wisdom I would actually like to hear"

But this ain't the fucking tree to climb homie. I ain't the one.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Oh I'm cool with it dude lol. Like I said, I'm sorry I called you a piece of shit a week ago, but man you gotta quit lumping us all together. There's like... literally three leftists on this entire website.


Bruh I live in a Quarantined city. Saturdays and Tuesdays are the same motherfucking thing.


Alright you got a laugh. But I placed 1/2/3 and runner up in a writing contest two three years in a row, and I realized that the art of short fiction is dead so...I transitioned to stand up AS a writer.

So my published work? Three national fucking tours and over a thousand fucking fans homie. Over 500 shows where my name carried a fucking bill. Thats my publishing, oh and guess whaaat. My editors say the shit I'm writing is the best they've ever read from me and "I've waited a long time for you to finally write something like this"

Again. This ain't the fucking tree you want to climb dude. I ain't publish published, but I'm a writer, and by God I'll be published by next year and guess what fucker. I'm going to do what I always do, and that's fuckin thrive. I posted some of my writing here to hear your shithead attitude, again out of respect because I thought "Heretic and his cunt ass probably has some words of wisdom I would actually like to hear"

But this ain't the fucking tree to climb homie. I ain't the one.

Its all good homie. I've called you far worse....i apologize as well

 

[tonni]

No it fucking doesn't. That's assuming that the internet is not representative of someones reality and for a lot of people this is a very selective reality. Your words here carry weight to people.

You're attributing dignity to him that he just doesn't possess. He knows very well his words have an impact to some degree, since he went out of his way to belittle @BEER and pretended it was because he was trying to help him.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Don't be intimidated by her tallness, embrace her strength.

I told her tonight I wanted to lick her pussy then have her carry me out of a housefire I started by accident lol.

She's absolutely rad though. Great person, incredible human being, one of my best friends, the type of people you meet down here.

 

[tonni]

I told her tonight I wanted to lick her pussy then have her carry me out of a housefire I started by accident lol.

She's absolutely rad though. Great person, incredible human being, one of my best friends, the type of people you meet down here.

That's very romantic, you're a poet.

 

[Andy Capp]

The essence of humanity in this thread feels nice....

Alas, I have no likes to give, but like so many situations in life, you can bet I would if I could.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Oh I'm cool with it dude lol. Like I said, I'm sorry I called you a piece of shit a week ago, but man you gotta quit lumping us all together. There's like... literally three leftists on this entire website.


Bruh I live in a Quarantined city. Saturdays and Tuesdays are the same motherfucking thing.


Alright you got a laugh. But I placed 1/2/3 and runner up in a writing contest two three years in a row, and I realized that the art of short fiction is dead so...I transitioned to stand up AS a writer.

So my published work? Three national fucking tours and over a thousand fucking fans homie. Over 500 shows where my name carried a fucking bill. Thats my publishing, oh and guess whaaat. My editors say the shit I'm writing is the best they've ever read from me and "I've waited a long time for you to finally write something like this"

Again. This ain't the fucking tree you want to climb dude. I ain't publish published, but I'm a writer, and by God I'll be published by next year and guess what fucker. I'm going to do what I always do, and that's fuckin thrive. I posted some of my writing here to hear your shithead attitude, again out of respect because I thought "Heretic and his cunt ass probably has some words of wisdom I would actually like to hear"

But this ain't the fucking tree to climb homie. I ain't the one.

That dude has a heated driveway and crushes metroidvanias, tho. Checkmate, funny boi.

 

[senri]

Alas, I have no likes to give, but like so many situations in life, you can bet I would if I could.

I know you want to taste beauty Mr. Capp. Patience will serve you well...

 

[tonni]

a heated driveway

 

[HereticBD]

You actively go out of your way to be unempathic, you know what's up. You're just being sneaky like always.

Oh', I am a sneaky rascal...

However, you don't even ask yourself if you can tell one way or the other. You are blindly empathizing with complete strangers, simply because they type words you like reading. Think about that for a second. You think this is some semblance of reality? Pfft...

You're the weirdo.

 

[tonni]

Oh', I am a sneaky rascal...

However, you don't even ask yourself if you can tell one way or the other. You are blindly empathizing with complete strangers, simply because they type words you like reading. Think about that for a second. You think this is some semblance of reality? Pfft...

You're the weirdo.

At least I'm not compulsively condescending and a concern troll. I don't pretend to help people out when my main goal is to belittle them.

 

[sickc0d3r]

I assume it’s like a regular driveway but warmer.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

You're attributing dignity to him that he just doesn't possess. He knows very well his words have an impact to some degree, since he went out of his way to belittle @BEER and pretended it was because he was trying to help him.

Eh. Everyone has dignity. Dude can attack me all he fuckin wants but it aint gonna work tho.

That's very romantic, you're a poet.

Bruh I'm legit going to pull a threesome when I kick it with @BEER then I'm going to turn around and go "shhhhhh... tell Sherdog of my glory."

It will be cool to show @Social Distance Warrior around though. We're still probably going to be shut down but I'll take him to a few speakeasys and show him some cool architecture. That giant I know @tonni 'mirin got real interested because she said "let me buy you a shot" and I said "let me roll four blunts and six sandwiches and lets go kayak bayou saint john like a lovely pair of retards"

That dude has a heated driveway and crushes metroidvanias, tho. Checkmate, funny boi.

Oh wait, homie said I was a failed comedian, homie said I wasn't a writer, homie said my only accomplishment was traveling the country getting drunk in a different city every night.

Bruh. I ain't the one though. You can't fucking hurt me. I have done more than ANYONE ever thought I could do and I'm just getting started. I'm a degenerate yeah, but I aint a fucking bitch.

 

[tonni]

I assume it’s like a regular driveway but warmer.

What a little princess.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Eh. Everyone has dignity. Dude can attack me all he fuckin wants but it aint gonna work tho.


Bruh I'm legit going to pull a threesome when I kick it with @BEER then I'm going to turn around and go "shhhhhh... tell Sherdog of my glory."

It will be cool to show @Social Distance Warrior around though. We're still probably going to be shut down but I'll take him to a few speakeasys and show him some cool architecture. That giant I know @tonni 'mirin got real interested because she said "let me buy you a shot" and I said "let me roll four blunts and six sandwiches and lets go kayak bayou saint john like a lovely pair of retards"


Oh wait, homie said I was a failed comedian, homie said I wasn't a writer, homie said my only accomplishment was traveling the country getting drunk in a different city every night.

Bruh. I ain't the one though. You can't fucking hurt me. I have done more than ANYONE ever thought I could do and I'm just getting started. I'm a degenerate yeah, but I aint a fucking bitch.

As a gesture of good faith the first several rounds will be on me

 

[tonni]

Bruh I'm legit going to pull a threesome when I kick it with @BEER then I'm going to turn around and go "shhhhhh... tell Sherdog of my glory."

Beer is behind you in this threesome fantasy?

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Oh', I am a sneaky rascal...

However, you don't even ask yourself if you can tell one way or the other. You are blindly empathizing with complete strangers, simply because they type words you like reading. Think about that for a second. You think this is some semblance of reality? Pfft...

You're the weirdo.

None of us are complete strangers dickhead. @tonni has opened up about his life and that was rad. I won't shut the fuck up about my life, to keep sneaky rascal Canadians from being able to throw it in my face. All of us are open with eachother.

Motherfucker you the only one who isn't. Why? Dawg you realize that you're a smart dude that would be fun to just chill with if you didn't feign superiority over the dumbest shit?

As a gesture of good faith the first several rounds will be on me

First off. Of course it is. Second. You part with me you best be prepared. We drink our liquor on the walk. Again the idea of us having beef is silly. I'm a pretty nice fella and I love my city so much and just want other people to experience it too.

Beer is behind you in this threesome fantasy?

Well hold up.. this is a different question.

So I'm going on this road trip with this girl and this burlesque dancer. So it's sort of this threesome camping trip but no. I SHALL FIND TWO MORE GIRLS. I shall smile coyly at @BEER I'll probably let a couple girls down in the back of a minivan then finger guns and go about my way.

This is aboutt proving a point. A few cunts here didn't come to my shows when I was in their city. Which is quite a shame. I'd be treated with the fucking respect I deserve had they come.