War Room Lounge v165: Exclusive Looka? Baby you have a gusseted carrot crotch!

[HereticBD]

And Thalydamide, as it, ahem, turns out.

Your commas are very beta.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I believe I made myself perfectly clear.

Commas = Alpha.

You = Homosexual.

Take your science like a man.

 

[Limbo Pete]

You want another shot at this one? I’m positive you can do better

I'm not so sure that he can

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I'm not so sure that he can

Maybe his alpha dad can give him some direction in the matter

 

[HereticBD]

Take it.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Edit

 

[Andy Capp]

In rhyming news, a young up and comer, Kyren Wilson, knocked major young gun, Judd Trump, out in the early rounds of World Snooker Championship this year, suggesting the skill gap between #1 and the rest has never been smaller. It's a great time to be a snooker fan.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Maybe his alpha dad can give him some direction in the matter

@Sketch
@HereticBD is acting up again

 

[HereticBD]

@Sketch
@HereticBD is acting up again

@Sketch

@Limbo Pete is acting up again.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Live Blog it on the Lounge.

Bruh. Me winning a Lounge fight would be legendary..

Damn, dude, couldn't, but wanted to like and reply your posts at the end of the last thread, and I enjoyed the characterization. Keep it in mind when I return and write part II of my story, in which "you" play a key role.

https://5forums.sherdog.com/posts/161740778/

I mean, thanks bro. I've actually been working pretty hard on this book.
@Prokofievian I literally lol'd. Thanks.

@AgonyandIrony I wanted to ask. When.Did you. Complete the William Shatner, ah, elocution course? @HereticBD is more advanced than you---he's moved on to artistic over-use of commas--and you should take note.

Also, anytime you are performing and get in the zone, it's a transcendent joy. Even for us amateurs. Just saying. I'm glad you finally chose to answer some of the questions in my pm, even if in such a roundabout way. I will eventually decipher the code of which topics you will hit directly and which you need to treat in a more delayed manner.

@HereticBD is the poster probably most like me on the other side, he just has less skin in the game compared to us Americans. I've literally tipped a drink to some of Heretics posts they were so fucking cunty lol.

Heretic is a pretty intelligent cunt, homie posts when he knows when to turn the knife. I'm rather similar. I disagree with him mostly, but that motherfucker sinister. Good taste in video games though.

See @AgonyandIrony, SDW isn't that bad. He at least has the decency to put you up against the wall last when he and his right wing buddies go on their boogaloo rampage, oops I mean "self defense against the leftists" for "using Orwellian doublespeak"

These. Motherfuckers. Keep. Asking. For. A . War. We. Want. Not me persay but you catch my drift.

Liberals be smashing Target windows, we cut brakes and load the 7.62. These fucks don't know.

Like the reason right wing terrorists are the main cause of concern is because they... kill more people. That's a fact. Homie in Wal Mart in Texas, wouldn't have been classified a terrorist action if it weren't for his manifesto. Dude went into Wal Mart to kill our brother and sister Americans because they're latino. Took about four days before the police and the news considered that a terrorist action.

Proud boys been out there jumping. Caught on tape in Portland brutally beating a dude for recording them. Toese got arrested for that. We've infiltrated The Base and Identity Evropa. I can literally watch their internal dialogues spread, usually three days until it hits Sherdog btw.

Historically this is fascinating. Let us return to the flip side, when racist cra..whites where flipping cars and spitting on children for going to kindergarten. Let us not forget, that people today said nothing when black men were dragged screaming for their life, their knee caps and face ripped off by the asphalt. Think about that for a second, because you're a black man in America. Often times lynched because you were successful now. Ripped from your family and brutally murdered. Here in America we think of Lynching as hanging. You know why? BECAUSE WHITES CELEBRATED IT AND IT LOOKED BETTER ON A FUCKING POSTAL CARD.

America needs to come to terms with their fucking reality. I bet @Limbo Pete could tell us all stories of incredible cultures that were literally ethnically cleansed and we have the audacity to teach children American history started when the Anglo landed? No. Mexico City before the disease was bigger than London. Each tribe had rich cultures, each wiped from the earth but heroes like @Limbo Pete carry their stories. Stories that should be heard, that need to be heard.

So many people are saying "forget about racism" by white men, but you have NEVER allowed black men to forget. People mock and compare the KKK to BLM, but when biplanes burnt Tulsa with firebombs and machine guns murdered children and tossed their limp bodies into the river. You never thought... What must the survivors think. A thriving black community, a community that spit in the face of white supremacy. They burned it. They murdered children. They bayoneted pregnant women. Your army, our army. They laughed when they stuck them, and they ripped that bayonet upwards.

What happened next? Well. Black Wall Street was burnt to the ground, the "Negro was ran out of Tulsa" some stayed. Some dug their bootstraps from the ashes. They tried to rebuild Black Wall Street. What stopped them? White supremacists believe, and they sugar coat it, that blacks just can function with us. But the literal KKK controlled the Tulsa City Counsel. Everything built in North Tulsa was designed to fail.

I see posters like @HereticBD more than most mock the concern of the KKK, but brother I'm from a small town in Oklahoma. We drove to Collinsville because we heard the rumors. I've seen them. I've seen that burning cross. You mock, but @HereticBD did you know that my high school football field was the KKK meeting spot fifty years ago? The FBI (by God an organization I distrust because of COINTELPRO and the MURDER of Black Panthers and AIM leaders.) has said for almost two decades. The KKK has evolved and their main target was law enforcement.

All of this is history, all of this is factual. I'm on a few dumb websites where we track these cops, I've mentioned mr Neo Nazi himself still serving on the Baltimore PD.

Look. We need to be mature about this. America has been a real real fucked up place for a long time. We don't have to be though. Y'all right wingers just need to be a little punk rock.

 

[Andy Capp]

Not true but even if so my puns put the screws to you.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

@Sketch
@HereticBD is acting up again

Bro I still strugggle with why I actually respect Heretic. Dude and I are literally the exact opposite.

Favorite posters proooobably go.

Limbo Pete
Tonni
Gutter Chris
Irish Thug
Provokaksljdhaolsdj or whatever the fuck his hockey name is
Kafir Kun because I post a lot of stuff just for him
Andy Capp
homie from OC whose name starts with a C
Ghandi of course. My God, talking actual punk is such a rare thing
Sketch because he's pretty witty. Dude has been cunty for no reason lately but eh it's a pandemic.
But I'd probably straight up follow Gregolian into battle. Dude it literally the best human being of all of us.
Heretic.. I feel like I'd either be bffs with him or slap him. I dunno. He's okay. Dude posts a bit too much when he's angry but like. Same.


Oh and my pig buddy. I hate that one pig who posts here but Jesus Sherdog? I'm legit thankful everyday he and I can approach eachother and actually talk.

There's a lot of good people on this forum tbh. Also drumm roooooolll y'all about to be my drunk asssss but this is for Tonni

 

[HereticBD]

@HereticBD is the poster probably most like me on the other side, he just has less skin in the game compared to us Americans. I've literally tipped a drink to some of Heretics posts they were so fucking cunty lol.

Heretic is a pretty intelligent cunt, homie posts when he knows when to turn the knife. I'm rather similar. I disagree with him mostly, but that motherfucker sinister. Good taste in video games though.

 

[senri]

@Lead

 

[Limbo Pete]

Haahahahahahaha

 

[Andy Capp]

Bruh. Me winning a Lounge fight would be legendary..





@HereticBD is the poster probably most like me on the other side, he just has less skin in the game compared to us Americans. I've literally tipped a drink to some of Heretics posts they were so fucking cunty lol.

Heretic is a pretty intelligent cunt, homie posts when he knows when to turn the knife. I'm rather similar. I disagree with him mostly, but that motherfucker sinister. Good taste in video games though.


These. Motherfuckers. Keep. Asking. For. A . War. We. Want. Not me persay but you catch my drift.

Liberals be smashing Target windows, we cut brakes and load the 7.62. These fucks don't know.

Like the reason right wing terrorists are the main cause of concern is because they... kill more people. That's a fact. Homie in Wal Mart in Texas, wouldn't have been classified a terrorist action if it weren't for his manifesto. Dude went into Wal Mart to kill our brother and sister Americans because they're latino. Took about four days before the police and the news considered that a terrorist action.

Proud boys been out there jumping. Caught on tape in Portland brutally beating a dude for recording them. Toese got arrested for that. We've infiltrated The Base and Identity Evropa. I can literally watch their internal dialogues spread, usually three days until it hits Sherdog btw.

Historically this is fascinating. Let us return to the flip side, when racist cra..whites where flipping cars and spitting on children for going to kindergarten. Let us not forget, that people today said nothing when black men were dragged screaming for their life, their knee caps and face ripped off by the asphalt. Think about that for a second, because you're a black man in America. Often times lynched because you were successful now. Ripped from your family and brutally murdered. Here in America we think of Lynching as hanging. You know why? BECAUSE WHITES CELEBRATED IT AND IT LOOKED BETTER ON A FUCKING POSTAL CARD.

America needs to come to terms with their fucking reality. I bet @Limbo Pete could tell us all stories of incredible cultures that were literally ethnically cleansed and we have the audacity to teach children American history started when the Anglo landed? No. Mexico City before the disease was bigger than London. Each tribe had rich cultures, each wiped from the earth but heroes like @Limbo Pete carry their stories. Stories that should be heard, that need to be heard.

So many people are saying "forget about racism" by white men, but you have NEVER allowed black men to forget. People mock and compare the KKK to BLM, but when biplanes burnt Tulsa with firebombs and machine guns murdered children and tossed their limp bodies into the river. You never thought... What must the survivors think. A thriving black community, a community that spit in the face of white supremacy. They burned it. They murdered children. They bayoneted pregnant women. Your army, our army. They laughed when they stuck them, and they ripped that bayonet upwards.

What happened next? Well. Black Wall Street was burnt to the ground, the "Negro was ran out of Tulsa" some stayed. Some dug their bootstraps from the ashes. They tried to rebuild Black Wall Street. What stopped them? White supremacists believe, and they sugar coat it, that blacks just can function with us. But the literal KKK controlled the Tulsa City Counsel. Everything built in North Tulsa was designed to fail.

I see posters like @HereticBD more than most mock the concern of the KKK, but brother I'm from a small town in Oklahoma. We drove to Collinsville because we heard the rumors. I've seen them. I've seen that burning cross. You mock, but @HereticBD did you know that my high school football field was the KKK meeting spot fifty years ago? The FBI (by God an organization I distrust because of COINTELPRO and the MURDER of Black Panthers and AIM leaders.) has said for almost two decades. The KKK has evolved and their main target was law enforcement.

All of this is history, all of this is factual. I'm on a few dumb websites where we track these cops, I've mentioned mr Neo Nazi himself still serving on the Baltimore PD.

Look. We need to be mature about this. America has been a real real fucked up place for a long time. We don't have to be though. Y'all right wingers just need to be a little punk rock.

Man, the big difference between you two is empathy, or rather, the very selective interest in the application thereof.

I was going to say, if you're cunty it's with purpose, but that's not the difference; it's the purpose that is wholly useful or not.

 

[HereticBD]

Man, the big difference between you two is empathy, or rather, the very selective interest in the application thereof.

Empathy expressed anonymously on an internet forum, means less than nothing.

 

[tonni]

Two years later and I'm still flabbergasted as to why this isn't the most famous video in internet history.



@tonni

Not available.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Oh don't worry. It hurts me just as much as it hurts you. You're a bit like me, which is why you've thrived on the zebbys or the other banned liberals or whatever. You dial in on hypocrisy but you overcommit to the point that it seems like your entire political identify is based "the leftists" or "the liberals" Kind of a waste to be honest. Bro you're straight up siding with some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. You should literally be talking about way smarter shit than this little glee dance you do about leftist retards. Oh big woop homie, you're smarter than some fat bitch. Bruh you ain't the only only one.

Man, the big difference between you two is empathy, or rather, the very selective interest in the application thereof.

I was going to say, if you're cunty it's with purpose, but that's not the difference; it's the purpose that is wholly useful or not.

Am I cunty though? The cuntiest I've ever been I think is when some fucking retard tried to step to me about labor history. and said the leaders of that era weren't socialist.

Nah that ain't no opinion, that's just wrong. I'll put you in your fucking place lol. I only know a few things in this world, cocaine from girls buttholes, good music, good food AND THE HISTORY OF THE LABOR MOVEMENT FROM 1877-1930. Bruh straight up, would have slapped the dude for that shit. Call me a 17 year old European because. How. Fucking. Dare. You.

@HereticBD is a good dude though. Just needs to actually vibe with us more.

 

[tonni]

Nah but dude you do have major issues you need to work on. Straight up. I've pointed this out a million times. You and I have a good convo, I see you in a thread with your "leftist scum" stuff, I point out that you're technically talking about me too, and you say "you're one of the good ones!" But frankly. I'm really not one of the good ones lol. I'm one of the worst leftists here.

You get into this frenzy where you create these insane scenarios in your head and start talking about your "enemies".

You're also basing a very small version of the left and projecting it upon all of us. Y'all run your mouths about annoying leftists but you the one that pointed out I swung on one lol.

I'm the most radical leftist here you're aware of that right? Pretty sure the liberals here despise me as much as the right wingers lol.

Plus I appreciate the offer of back up but its not really needed. There's a whistle and this hand sign at a bunch of the bars here when someone needs to be removed if they're bothering a local. Legit it's rough out here for us homies in the Quarter. (Pre Covid) drunk tourists every single day. College kids wanting to start shit with everyone because they ordered a couple drinks on Bourbon and forgot where the fuck they are. Some guy from some flyover state tried to roofie a regular girl. Bro the bartender said "everyone who hits this motherfucker gets a free shot"

Dude was beaten bloody (not going to make the bar but I'll show you some fucking sick bars in Treme and the Irish Channel.) Robbed (by a homie) and went block to block begging for someone to call the cops. Would you believe it? Nobody saw nothing.

Honestly maybe it would just be healthier to just leave Seattle man. What even keeps you there?

Also @tonni remind me when I get home. I'm hanging out with a friend of mine I'm borderline in love with who said tonight "if I see your ex GF I'm kicking her fucking teeth out" but she's taaaalll.

How tall? Does she have broad shoulders?