WAR ROOM LOUNGE V16: Enjambment

[Fawlty]

When I put on headphones, my left ear hears a sound that is exactly what the ocean would sound like if it was screaming.

 

[Quipling]

When I put on headphones, my left ear hears a sound that is exactly what the ocean would sound like if it was screaming.

 

[danny23]

When I put on headphones, my left ear hears a sound that is exactly what the ocean would sound like if it was screaming.

Tinnitus?

 

[Fawlty]

Tinnitus?

I got the itis?! I think I'm supposed sprinkle some 'tussin on it.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Swear to God I'm going to punch this homeless dude in the face today.

Also this schizo dude thinks I'm following him around and threw a hissy fit that I don't give him cigarettes, so he might catch these hands too.

 

[Fawlty]

Swear to God I'm going to punch this homeless dude in the face today.

Also this schizo dude thinks I'm following him around and threw a hissy fit that I don't give him cigarettes, so he might catch these hands too.

That's my favorite quote from the McConaughey letter.

 

[InternetHero]

I've never really injured myself just doing cycling and bagwork (not in a way that would stop me training). Worst I've had from free weights was tearing a shoulder (and once I didn't realise I had a broken wrist until I tried to do bench press and it separated).
Most of my injuries have been from motor vehicle accidents and sparring. Even kickboxing sparring I've never had worse than a broken thumb and dislocated kneecap, but once you mix in takedowns and grappling the injury levels seem to skyrocket.

My basketball injuries are x3 that of grappling, kickboxing, and shuffleboard combined.

Knees, ankles, wrists, broken fingers, turf'd toes, and usually ended up getting hit harder in the face as well.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

That's my favorite quote from the McConaughey letter.

Oh God I just reread what I posted in his voice and it's amazing.

I've made good money at this location but it's the slowest one and we're in our slowest season and the motherfucking homeless are god awful on this block.

There's also this mentally ill dude with his pants pulled up too high wearing a plastic Pets backback and it bums me out. Legit think he's a tourist though.

Retarded people make me so sad bro

 

[Gregolian]

Oh God I just reread what I posted in his voice and it's amazing.

I've made good money at this location but it's the slowest one and we're in our slowest season and the motherfucking homeless are god awful on this block.

There's also this mentally ill dude with his pants pulled up too high wearing a plastic Pets backback and it bums me out. Legit think he's a tourist though.

Retarded people make me so sad bro

The bayou is pretty close no?

 

[Ruprecht]

My basketball injuries are x3 that of grappling, kickboxing, and shuffleboard combined.

Knees, ankles, wrists, broken fingers, turf'd toes, and usually ended up getting hit harder in the face as well.

Yeah, I've only had minor injuries from kickboxing and BJJ, but we had an open sparring class they called "Vale Tudo" and on average half the attendees wouldn't make it to the following class.
Not as bad as my car and motorcycle accidents, but enough to put me out of action for over a month on quite a few occasions.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

The bayou is pretty close no?

Lol. I should just smuggle an alligator into the city, put a sign on him that says "ask me for a cigarette" and just watch a motherfucker get ate.

Crazy dude I've been been complaining about is back on the block too. He was making fun of this one one legged homeless guy and it bummed me out. I've been trying to snatch a video for you guys but I've got to be sneaky. For some reason he doesn't fuck with me and I don't want to draw his attention.

 

[Gregolian]

Lol. I should just smuggle an alligator into the city, put a sign on him that says "ask me for a cigarette" and just watch a motherfucker get ate.

Crazy dude I've been been complaining about is back on the block too. He was making fun of this one one legged homeless guy and it bummed me out. I've been trying to snatch a video for you guys but I've got to be sneaky. For some reason he doesn't fuck with me and I don't want to draw his attention.

Sounds like a douchebag.

 

[Higus]

Went into the "India Legalizes Homosexuality" thread. The horror.
Got to hand it to the mods, they are being pretty lenient in there for now, but it's becoming a shit show.

 

[Gregolian]

Went into the "India Legalizes Homosexuality" thread. The horror.
Got to hand it to the mods, they are being pretty lenient in there for now, but it's becoming a shit show.

Plain English cliffs?

 

[Sketch]

Went into the "India Legalizes Homosexuality" thread. The horror.
Got to hand it to the mods, they are being pretty lenient in there for now, but it's becoming a shit show.

Are you literally shaking?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Went into the "India Legalizes Homosexuality" thread. The horror.
Got to hand it to the mods, they are being pretty lenient in there for now, but it's becoming a shit show.

Ehhhh
I've seen worse

 

[Gandhi]

I actually thought Rubio came off as pretty likable/relatable in the exchange too, which is hard for someone with no brain, soul, or spine.

Yeah I saw it this way as well

 

[Higus]

Plain English cliffs?

The usual cast of characters were in there. Gooner tried to tie the legislation to "Western Feminism", Rip made some dumbass comment about STD's and Obama, a bunch of other people said "when will they do something about gang rape", etc.


EDIT: oh great, they're talking about street pooping now.

 

[Gregolian]

The usual cast of characters were in there. Gooner tried to tie the legislation to "Western Feminism", Rip made some dumbass comment about STD's and Obama, a bunch of other people said "when will they do something about gang rape", etc.

I can't tell if it's this subforum or my job that is making me more and more of a cynic to the point I basically straight up said on Facebook last night that blind retarded monkeys could do my job and when a coworker liked my post (probably because I ripped the line from Tropic Thunder) I couldn't tell if I should punch them out for being so dumb they didn't realize I was talking about them or not.

 

[Higus]

Are you literally shaking?

You joke, but Rip made a comment trying to link Obama's support of LGBT issues to increases in STIs rates over the last couple of years and I was ready blow a gasket. Then I remembered that it's just Rip being Rip. Even if he isn't trolling (unlikely), if I spend the effort to write an essay about why he's full of shit, he'll just do his "aww shucks" routine and then say the same thing again in a week or so.