WAR ROOM LOUNGE V16: Enjambment

[AgonyandIrony]

My first trip down there, some chick walked up and begged me to do a body shoots with her. So I did, when she asked for money I told her to fuck right off. The bar was not happy with me at all, I paid for what I ordered and left. The bars I usally go to, a chick asks me to do that shit I'm getting laid. Live and learn, don't trust random skanks on bourbon st.

I don't see the problem tbh. The test dude shot girls do some sexy ass shit for a $5 shot.

I always try to help them out any chance I get too. The people that work in the French Quarter form a giant family it seems. Strippers smoking cigarettes with gallery owners and everyone looking after eachother.

I just ordered chicken at my favorite chicken shack with a four dollar discount and like four extra pieces slipped in.

Trust dem hoes down here, but respect dem hoes.

New Orleans is a vampire that sustains itself via friendly locals and the debauchery of tourists.

The people here are involved in thousands upon thousands of life long memories.

 

[LMP]

I don't see the problem tbh. The test dude shot girls do some sexy ass shit for a $5 shot.

I always try to help them out any chance I get too. The people that work in the French Quarter form a giant family it seems. Strippers smoking cigarettes with gallery owners and everyone looking after eachother.

I just ordered chicken at my favorite chicken shack with a four dollar discount and like four extra pieces slipped in.

Trust dem hoes down here, but respect dem hoes.

It wouldn't have been a big deal if I hadn't told her no more than once and she had informed me that there was a change for it. I didn't expect to be given three shots then be asked for money. Just don't beg me to do them is all I'm asking. Always had a bast down in Louisiana.

 

[HomerThompson]

It wouldn't have been a big deal if I hadn't told her no more than once and she had informed me that there was a change for it. I didn't expect to be given three shots then be asked for money. Just don't beg me to do them is all I'm asking. Always had a bast down in Louisiana.

You should've been suspicious when a woman offered YOU shots.

 

[LMP]

You should've been suspicious when a woman offered YOU shots.

I have a fantastic personality Homer, ladies drop their panties when I tell them I post on sherdog.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

It wouldn't have been a big deal if I hadn't told her no more than once and she had informed me that there was a change for it. I didn't expect to be given three shots then be asked for money. Just don't beg me to do them is all I'm asking. Always had a bast down in Louisiana.

Ohhh. You have to befriend the beggers. In SE Asia they're the buy me drink girls. Same as TJ just a little more Southern about it here lol.

That would definitely suck though. Same thing happened to me in Vegas and now I'm immediately suspicious if you're an 8 or over hitting on me.

 

[HomerThompson]

I have a fantastic personality Homer, ladies drop their panties when I tell them I post on sherdog.

I know, bud. But they still aren't buying you drinks.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

You should've been suspicious when a woman offered YOU shots.

I feel bad because everything in that story was a red flag and now I feel bad for the girl because he didn't catch on but I also can understand as a bro..

What a tangled web we weave.

Also you guys ever been so high you listened to Pearl Jam in the last five years? Tf.

 

[HomerThompson]

I feel bad because everything in that story was a red flag and now I feel bad for the girl because he didn't catch on but I also can understand as a bro..

What a tangled web we weave.

Also you guys ever been so high you listened to Pearl Jam in the last five years? Tf.

I've been listening to tons of Alice in Chains lately. Possibly baked.

 

[LMP]

Ohhh. You have to befriend the beggers. In SE Asia they're the buy me drink girls. Same as TJ just a little more Southern about it here lol.

That would definitely suck though. Same thing happened to me in Vegas and now I'm immediately suspicious if you're an 8 or over hitting on me.

An 8? Shit any woman by herself, dude. If it's not a group of three or more women I assume they are whores in Vegas. When I was there I found hanging out at coyote ugly after thunder down under was over worked pretty well. Ran into a bachelorette party from Canada one time in Vegas, that was a pretty fun night.

 

[LMP]

I know, bud. But they still aren't buying you drinks.

I got low standards dude. Like super low, some might say I have low man problems.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

First time smoking salmon tonight. Color me pessimistic. Wondering how badly I can fuck it up.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I got low standards dude. Like super low, some might say I have low man problems.

 

[LMP]

Ohhh. You have to befriend the beggers. In SE Asia they're the buy me drink girls. Same as TJ just a little more Southern about it here lol.

That would definitely suck though. Same thing happened to me in Vegas and now I'm immediately suspicious if you're an 8 or over hitting on me.

The art of a lie, you have to throw just enough truth that it is believable.

Edit wrong quote, my bad.

 

[Limbo Pete]

First time smoking salmon tonight. Color me pessimistic. Wondering how badly I can fuck it up.

Properly smoked salmon is one of life's great pleasures imo
Hard to find outside the Native community, though, in my experience

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I've been listening to tons of Alice in Chains lately. Possibly baked.

Oh God that's next. Why does it have to be this wayyy. Brb. Listening on the streetcar.

UPDATE: You ever got so high you took music recommendations from someone on a karate forum and then remembered you came from a broken home and ate your chicken strips wondering if you escaped the cycle?

 

[HomerThompson]

Oh God that's next. Why does it have to be this wayyy. Brb. Listening on the streetcar.

UPDATE: You ever got so high you took music recommendations from someone on a karate forum and then remembered you came from a broken home and ate your chicken strips wondering if you escaped the cycle?

Not specifically, no.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Properly smoked salmon is one of life's great pleasures imo
Hard to find outside the Native community, though, in my experience

Fwiw, my first and damn near only eperience with mind-blowing smoke salmon was back in the day at University of Alaska, Fairbanks. There was some cultural food something or other on campus that I stumbled into. I remember that salmon and the musk ox. Both great. Albeit frozen, tonight's fish was flown in by a friend from AK. Traeger seems to have a good rep, so it's looking like bad results will be due to operator error.

Thinking of pasta in a smoked-salmon cream sauce for tomorrow.

 

[Fawlty]

Properly smoked salmon is one of life's great pleasures imo
Hard to find outside the Native community, though, in my experience

There are like infinite ways to prepare it and I love all of them.

What's this native way that you like?

 

[HomerThompson]

There are like infinite ways to prepare it and I love all of them.

What's this native way that you like?

Stop trying to culturally appropriate @Limbo Pete.

Jerk.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

UPDATE: You ever got so high you took music recommendations from someone on a karate forum and then remembered you came from a broken home and ate your chicken strips wondering if you escaped the cycle?

All but those chicken strips.