How big do you think Jesus' penis was?
Clearly, his father chose for him a penis size. A flaccid size, an erect size, a selfie semi size, and a gee this water is cold size. God shaped and molded his son's penis; he put a supreme and perfect amount of thought into it, as god is wont to do. He thought about his son's penis, and he designed it to be the penis of his very own son. Given these facts, what do you suspect god thought was the appropriate size and behavior of Jesus' penis? At what age did god decide that Jesus would have boners? Did god give Jesus a pee hole that always stays fully open while urinating, or did he give Jesus a pee hole that half closes up and kind of sprays it around? Did god give Jesus enough cock to do a passable helicopter?
What were Jesus' testicles like? Did his father shape for him an abnormally attractive, unattractive, hairy, smooth, veiny, or bland set of balls? When god made Jesus' scrotum, did he give it a thick separating crimp, or were was the transition from left to right ball more or less smooth? To what extent did god design the growth of Jesus' pubic hair? Did it grow down far enough that it was indistinguishable from the hair on his upper legs? Did god give Jesus naturally smooth or wiry pubic hair? An itchy gooch? How active did god make the sweat glands in Jesus' groin? How smelly was his groin sweat, and what pH level did god design it to have? Did his all-day desert groin smell more or less pleasant than the average desert preacher's all-day desert sweat groin?
What about his asshole? What sort of asshole did god specifically craft for Jesus? Did god make Jesus a dark mess or a shiny starfish? What were the 37 most important factors that god took into account when designing Jesus' asshole? Was it best at opening up like a chute, or was it more of a snappy turd cutter?
