War Room Lounge v148: all tip and no shaft

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Don't get me wrong, I respect the shit out of gorillas. Believe me. But they just can't take down a grizzly bear. I feel like gorillas DESERVE to be the strongest animal on the planet because they are so noble and honest.

Nobel and honest. Hell yeah. I like my animals noble and honest.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

It’s tempting to pick something big and strong but I’m going with the rats and eagles

I agree. They would at least keep the hoarded from dancing and tou could pick them off from a distance.

*hoards from advancing

 

[K1levelgrappler]

If its a boat with a cabin you can funnel the eagles through a chokepoint.

No you aren’t allowed to hide in a cabin or a nuclear bunker with reinforced concrete. Face your destruction like a man.

 

[JDragon]

I enjoyed him most as Batman. I think Christian Bale's face is too British to be believable. So narrow. Batman needs a strong jawline.

Christian Bale + Michael Caine + Christopher Nolan = outstanding movie. Always.

 

[Sycho Sid]

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Christian Bale + Michael Caine + Christopher Nolan = outstanding movie. Always.

Don't let Jack Savage see this

 

[tonni]

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Don't let Jack Savage see this

I'll make sure @Jack V Savage never reads this.

 

[Jack V Savage]

@Voodoo_Child906 pls just let that thread die. You tried but made the mistaken assumption that the posters in there were honest and/or not retarded. Sabredork's most recent post being the cherry on the idiot cake.

That TS is the best argument for strict domain-specific intelligence I've ever seen, if you can even call it that.

The miss was so bad that I question whether he's really who he says he is.

 

[Jack V Savage]

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Don't let Jack Savage see this

I thought Batman Begins was pretty good. I loved Memento and the Prestige, but the Dark Knight and Inception were just awful, and I haven't seen anything by Nolan since.

 

[Trotsky]

Do you believe choking is something? Because if so, I’d say clutch is simply the absence of choking.

In that case, @Gregolian's mom is super clutch.

 

[Prokofievian]

It’s tempting to pick something big and strong but I’m going with the rats and eagles

Rats are super fuckin OP in this one. Anyone not choosing gun + rats is really dumb. Eagles are tempting but they're really only effective against the wolves, HP's too low.

 

[JDragon]

He is a terrible actor and that may be his worst movie.

Sara, Sara....

Worse than Pearl Harbor?



Already after the opening scene I was like

 

[Islam Imamate]

@Voodoo_Child906 pls just let that thread die. You tried but made the mistaken assumption that the posters in there were honest and/or not retarded. Sabredork's most recent post being the cherry on the idiot cake.

That TS is the best argument for strict domain-specific intelligence I've ever seen, if you can even call it that.

What do you mean? What does he claim to be?

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Don't get me wrong, I respect the shit out of gorillas. Believe me. But they just can't take down a grizzly bear. I feel like gorillas DESERVE to be the strongest animal on the planet because they are so noble and honest.

A part of me thinks the gorilla would just take the bears back and choke them out

A tiger would wreck both btw

 

[Islam Imamate]

Worse than Pearl Harbor?



Already after the opening scene I was like

I saw a video the other day that compared that movie with Titanic and discussed why Pearl Harbor doesn't work and why Titanic does. Basically comes down to character motivation and getting the audience invested in the ship(s). Titanic does both well, Pearl Harbor does neither.

 

[tonni]

A part of me thinks the gorilla would just take the bears back and choke them out

A tiger would wreck both btw

A polar bear? Please. I'm not saying a tiger is completely out of his league, but wreck the polar bear?

 

[Islam Imamate]

A part of me thinks the gorilla would just take the bears back and choke them out

A tiger would wreck both btw

Not a chance. Tigers are solitary hunters, meaning they are not animals that are really designed for fighting. Should they get sufficiently injured they are pretty much dead as they can't hunt.

This doesn't apply to bears or gorillas. Gorillas obviously fight each other so they are designed for combat. Bears fight each other as well and can get away with that because they don't have to hunt, they can forage.

Of course tigers fight other tigers as well but not as frequently as like lions or gorillas fight their own. Many tigers won't even attack an adult human if they are spotted despite outweighing them by a good margin and keep in mind tigers tend to live in underdeveloped areas like the Sunderbans so the people there aren't exactly Lesnar size.

I love tigers, they are awesome and one of my favorite cats. But they are not really fighters. Lions are far better because they can afford to fight and get a little injured since they are social animals and can rely on the pride/coalition for food.

 

[tonni]

@AnGrYcRoW

The largest polar bear on record, reportedly weighing 1,002 kg (2,209 lb), was a male shot at Kotzebue Sound in northwestern Alaska in 1960. This specimen, when mounted, stood 3.39 m (11 ft 1 in) tall on its hindlegs.

<puh-lease75>

 

[Islam Imamate]

A polar bear? Please. I'm not saying a tiger is completely out of his league, but wreck the polar bear?

I think he specified grizzly but you're still right IMO.

 

[tonni]

Not a chance. Tigers are solitary hunters, meaning they are not animals that are really designed for fighting. Should they get sufficiently injured they are pretty much dead as they can't hunt.

This doesn't apply to bears or gorillas. Gorillas obviously fight each other so they are designed for combat. Bears fight each other as well and can get away with that because they don't have to hunt, they can forage.

Of course tigers fight other tigers as well but not as frequently as like lions or gorillas fight their own. Many tigers won't even attack an adult human if they are spotted despite outweighing them by a good margin and keep in mind tigers tend to live in underdeveloped areas like the Sunderbans so the people there aren't exactly Lesnar size.

I love tigers, they are awesome and one of my favorite cats. But they are not really fighters. Lions are far better because they can afford to fight and get a little injured since they are social animals and can rely on the pride/coalition for food.

I've seen tigers hunt crocodiles by the way, it's fascinating. I'm way more scared of a tiger than of a bear, but a fully grown polar bear? They're cannibals too.

 

[tonni]

I think he specified grizzly but you're still right IMO.

Yes, I said grizzly bear, but I interpreted his comment as meaning bears in general. At that point, I decided to go in for the kill and bring up the largest polar bear ever. The beast weighed 1000 kg's. That's enormous.