War Room Lounge v123: I will powerbomb you on legos and micro machines

[Sketch]

I got my first one in middle school, lasted all of high school as well, bought a second one in college, then I used both, one was my Monday and Wednesday class bag, the other was my Tuesday and Thursday bag, and I use them both still for travelling. Best bags ever.

Nice. How many donuts do you think could fit in those bags?

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Yeah a number of them are shut down (all of the county-maintained ones). But my "home course" is still open. Just played this morning. Got caught in a wee monsoon and then a hooded man suddenly appeared from deep in the deluged forest with a disc I thought I had lost. It was weird. I'm still losing weight. Today I took just a few discs and jogged in between shots. I think I've found a cardio activity I like!

enjoyable cardio!?!?

where did you find this holy grail!?!?

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Yeah a number of them are shut down (all of the county-maintained ones). But my "home course" is still open. Just played this morning. Got caught in a wee monsoon and then a hooded man suddenly appeared from deep in the deluged forest with a disc I thought I had lost. It was weird. I'm still losing weight. Today I took just a few discs and jogged in between shots. I think I've found a cardio activity I like!

no but for real, that's awesome.

I know several people who LOOOOOVVEEEEE running.

something I never quite understood.

 

[Sara]

Nice. How many donuts do you think could fit in those bags?

I don’t know, but they do hold college text books and laptops well.

and thanks now I want donuts asshole

 

[Ruprecht]

Someone on Reddit pointed out that Smith had the same corner as Thomas Gifford when he was zombified by Mike Davis


Fighters should avoid that team like the plague

Corners throwing in the towel is relatively rare in MMA. I think I remember Big John talking about how the pay structure in the UFC really discourages it. Not sure if there's a list somewhere of all the times it's happened. I can only remember a few, like Nick Diaz throwing in the towel for Nate, and you'd certainly hope for as much from family.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

He's giving him the chance to be a retired NFL player.

Did you see the Schaub tweet?

"My teeth are falling out"
"Cool story get back out there"

 

[Sketch]

I don’t know, but they do hold college text books and laptops well.

and thanks now I want donuts asshole

Fawlty has the best homemade recipe for donuts if you ask him. Not even kidding.

 

[Andy Capp]

I prefer messenger bags. Generally I carry about three different journals on me, a fixed blade knife, drugs of some kind and a flask. I've been wearing a satchel since I was about 13. Right now I carry a black leather fossil bag that I love. It fits my whole look and a lot of places don't allow backpacks around here.

Plus I feel like a backpack for general use as an adult feels odd. Maybe it's just because I'm a manlet though.

Yes, I think it's odd too, but I use one anyway. It's just a great solution to "where the fuck do I put all this shit?" Especially if you walk to work.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Plus I feel like a backpack for general use as an adult feels odd. Maybe it's just because I'm a manlet though.

I think it was Esquire that once had a section about messenger bags and it said something to the effect of "You're a grown adult with an adult job, not a teenager trying to figure out your locker combination, so leave the backpack in the past and get one of these..."

Hit me hard. I was all about backpacks until then.

 

[Andy Capp]

Yeah a number of them are shut down (all of the county-maintained ones). But my "home course" is still open. Just played this morning. Got caught in a wee monsoon and then a hooded man suddenly appeared from deep in the deluged forest with a disc I thought I had lost. It was weird. I'm still losing weight. Today I took just a few discs and jogged in between shots. I think I've found a cardio activity I like!

"...caught in a wee monsoon and then a hooded man suddenly appeared from deep in the deluged forest..." is quite an elaborate euphemism. As to, "I think I've found a cardio activity I like," no doubt. Good for you. Everybody needs somebody sometimes.

 

[My Spot]

No love for fanny packs?

 

[Possum Jenkins]

I got my first one in middle school, lasted all of high school as well, bought a second one in college, then I used both, one was my Monday and Wednesday class bag, the other was my Tuesday and Thursday bag, and I use them both still for travelling. Best bags ever.

Same here.

Got a JanSport my freshman year of high school and it lasted me all the way to grad school. The zipper finally wore off but there were no tears or anything, anywhere. About 15 years of solid service.

 

[Fawlty]

"...caught in a wee monsoon and then a hooded man suddenly appeared from deep in the deluged forest..." is quite an elaborate euphemism. As to, "I think I've found a cardio activity I like," no doubt. Good for you. Everybody needs somebody sometimes.

I'd like to think the hoodedman was senri, but apparently it was some guy Jeff.

Dudeman was driving away from the course and saw me throw into the woods. Stopped, in the wee monsoon no less, and came over to search for it. Maybe top ten selfless acts ever. The fact that he surprised me in the woods was just a bonus.

 

[weed]

@senri

 

[Trotsky]

@Fawlty's posts on the first page of the Burr thread are a masterclass exhibition of how to engage shameless partisans pretending to be objective while touting ludicrous party lines.

"The FBI is full of partisans."
"It's led by Republicans."
"Yeah, that are hostile to the Trump administration."
"The guy they're investigating isn't in the Trump administration."
"Yeah, well the FBI is bad."
"Insider trading is bad."
"Agreed."

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

No love for fanny packs?

I have a couple. I look boss with some board shorts and a fanny pack on

 

[Gutter Chris]

I have a couple. I look boss with some board shorts and a fanny pack on

Im torn between how useful they are and how bad you look with one .... when i leave the house people are one step from calling police on me on a good day and that might take my trashy factor to unrecoverable heights

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Nice. How many donuts do you think could fit in those bags?

I feel like this gimmick would be a lot more fun if we didn't have someone doing the exact same thing but about cannibalism instead of fun round treats.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I think it was Esquire that once had a section about messenger bags and it said something to the effect of "You're a grown adult with an adult job, not a teenager trying to figure out your locker combination, so leave the backpack in the past and get one of these..."

Hit me hard. I was all about backpacks until then.

GQ basically did the same thing. It's essentially a millennial briefcase.

 

[Sketch]

I feel like this gimmick would be a lot more fun if we didn't have someone doing the exact same thing but about cannibalism instead of fun round treats.

Oh this is no gimmick though. Those fun round treats are serious bidness.