War Room Lounge v121: Chess can definitely make your brain hurt lol

[Deleted member 539235]

lmao the second I started reading "loose like wizard sleeve" the accent in my head changed.

lol what was the first? hint: darren till

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Jesus Christ the video is all over Twitter

How the fuck have they not been charged yet

 

[Shoemaker]

lol what was the first? hint: darren till

My accent in the past has been described as "so fucking laid back, I'm not even going to pronounce these words in their entirety."

 

[Fawlty]

Jesus Christ the video is all over Twitter

How the fuck have they not been charged yet

Holy hell.

That's just a straight up fucking racial murder.

 

[Shoemaker]

Jesus Christ the video is all over Twitter

How the fuck have they not been charged yet

100% murder.

"There's a black dude running around here."
"... what is he doing wrong? He needs to be doing something wrong."
"Well... we've caught him on camera at night before."

Yeah, great police work there Paul Blart.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

100% murder.

"There's a black dude running around here."
"... what is he doing wrong? He needs to be doing something wrong."
"Well... we've caught him on camera at night before."

Yeah, great police work there Paul Blart.

It looks like they were waiting for him. This looks like an ambush

 

[Fawlty]

It looks like they were waiting for him. This looks like an ambush

First degree. Give them all of the penalties. And sell all of their assets and give them to the guy's family. And line the roads with the impaled corpses of both of their families and extended families. Okay, maybe not that last one.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

I have literally learned two openings in my time here with chess. One of them was against exactly what you're doing. Really just shit luck you fell into that. Each move you make I'm like... I actually know what to do here!!! and I get all excited.

I'm two turns past my plan now tho so back to whining it, so I expect the tides to change rather quickly. Hopefully have a decent setup to make it interesting with a position advantage, kinda wanted more pieces by now though.

yup, the Englund Gambit
much better in blitz and bullet games because people rarely every play it and most dont' know how to respond


I need to tread carefully the rest of this game or I'm fucked

 

[Shoemaker]

I'm not hip to the laws of a "citizens arrest" in every state, but they should be severely limited.

If you catch someone in your home or on your property, you can detain them until the authorities arrive. If you think you see a guy at the grocery store who you suspect broke into your car? No. You call the police.

 

[Trotsky]

Kind of surprised no one has made a thread on the murder of the Dollar Store security guard.

Cases like that where the murderer is on camera and undisputed are the type of cases deserving of summary execution.

 

[weed]

Wow what a day today, worked too much. I'm ravenous beyond belief.... I almost can't contain it...

a lot of people like to rag on the latest Berserk series, but I'm just happy to have Berserk content period.

this is one of my favorite parts in both the manga & series. it always gives me goosebumps given how heavy & serious things are regarding Casca. the Skull Night's omen/prophecy. the flute in the background makes everything perfect:

@10:59

https://www.kickassanime.rs/anime/berserk-2017-917854/episode-11-145631

 

[HockeyBjj]

yup, the Englund Gambit
much better in blitz and bullet games because people rarely every play it and most dont' know how to respond


I need to tread carefully the rest of this game or I'm fucked

Oh is it rare? I looked up two different openings of leading queens pawn then the pawn to the left, one if you take one if you don’t, and that was the one I saw for if you don’t and it seemed straightforward enough to remember (mainly cause you just keep pushing forward and I’m able to like, sidestep you to the middle and not get caught in anything). I thought it was like the go to so wanted to remember it.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I know those feels.

this used to be our "graveyard".

shit stank up the joint whenever you'd open it up

We never saved them cuz they stink and get crusty. Blunt roach weed always went directly to a bowl or bong and was usually smoked while waiting for the next one to be rolled.

 

[Andy Capp]

Just gotta say,
Last week I got a sunburn and now it's snowing.

We now have 2" long hornets that can kill people, and feed by decapitating bees, turning the thorax into a meatball and feeding the meatball to their young, following which they eat the resulting slurry the young regurgitate.


I learned that today. Yesterday I learned the Canadian helicopter that went down with 6 people on it was almost back to the ship and dropped out of the sky in front of their crewmates watching on deck.

Fuck 2020. Fuck it all to planet Fuckthat 2.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I’ll pray for you all. Please don’t fall victim to a fatal pots overdose, anyone.

 

[Fawlty]

I’ll pray for you all. Please don’t fall victim to a fatal pots overdose, anyone.

I'm trying to remember the last time I got high. It was maybe like 8 years ago? I could be forgetting a random time or two, but I don't think so.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Jesus Christ the video is all over Twitter

How the fuck have they not been charged yet

Wtf , again and again and without video they would be Scott free , something is obviously broken , how can the burden of proof be on the dead guy ?

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

I'm trying to remember the last time I got high. It was maybe like 8 years ago? I could be forgetting a random time or two, but I don't think so.

I think it was 2001 for me , nothing against it really , just don't feel the need .

 

[Trotsky]

I'm trying to remember the last time I got high. It was maybe like 8 years ago? I could be forgetting a random time or two, but I don't think so.

 

[CubicleGangster]

A lounge thread focused on rolling blunts and marijuana.... also an office reference

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