War Room Lounge v111: Err...I didn't mean to turn this into another thread about trouser lumber.

Pretzels or Saltines?

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What if for Easter, Trump does a nationwide egg hunt. Some of the eggs will have a voucher for a hospital bed and ventilator that you can redeem when you need one. Other eggs might have an n95 face mask, and others might have a $1200 stimulus check. Then we all get the relief in a fair and fun way.
 
Hadron90 said:
What if for Easter, Trump does a nationwide egg hunt. Some of the eggs will have a voucher for a hospital bed and ventilator that you can redeem when you need one. Other eggs might have an n95 face mask, and others might have a $1200 stimulus check. Then we all get the relief in a fair and fun way.
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This president? A week later we'll find out that the people who packed the eggs had just gotten back from an Italian-Spanish cruise chartered by a group of Chinese businessmen, and that the White House knew and hid it from the public.

In other words, I'm all for it. Because fuck this gay Earth.
 
Father got offered a 30 day paid LOA from his part time job. Awesome of them to do that, he better take it.
 
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Fawlty said:
Father got offered a 30 day paid LOA from his part time job. Awesome of them to do that, he better take it.
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You must tell father to be wise and accept lest son will be most displeased with him.
 
Hooray I’ve been assigned to an interagency COVID-19 Task Force lmao. Bring on the HazMat suit!
 
A.C. said:
Hooray I’ve been assigned to an interagency COVID-19 Task Force lmao. Bring on the HazMat suit!
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You'll have to tell us regular folk what this mysterious "PPE" is. We've only heard fanciful tales of such a thing.

And thanks dude, that's great. Even if it's kinda going to suck for you.
 
Not sure if it's Corona related, but I went to reregister my bikes on the local gov website today and noticed they've removed all the images and form layout and returned to 1990s style design. I had to double check it was the right site. Admittedly it's been a year since I was on there, but the corona warning at the top and the massive downgrade made it seem like, "This shit is serious, and to let you know how serious it is we've rewound the internet to 1996!"
 
Last thread, I wrote:

"This first wave of spring ants this year are incredibly low-energy. Last year they came out with some moxie. I will break them in a matter of hours."


Update: am having a bowl of cereal. Guess what I just bit into.

I feel like my arrogance is being punished here.
 
Trotsky said:
You must tell father to be wise and accept lest son will be most displeased with him.
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Agree. But I don't get why you're telling me this like a 90 year old Chinese man.
 
Started watching Tiger King on Netdlis and this Doc Anton character is a genius
 
Guy is a real charmer. Way to impress your fiance!

 
Pseudo Sane said:
I went shopping today. Store was restricting the number of patrons and making sure everyone lined up 6 feet apart from one another.

I obeyed like a sheep.
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I went to the store twice last week.

Both times I kept 6 plus feet away from the person in front of me in line and both times people behind me started to encroach.

I started coughing “corona” at them.

When they backed up I asked them why they did not want to hug anymore

Dumbasses !!!!!!
 
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