War Room Lounge v111: Err...I didn't mean to turn this into another thread about trouser lumber.

Pretzels or Saltines?


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I got a tatami mat coming in the mail this week and my poor girlfriend gets to play the role of grappling dummy

I am getting so fat now that I can't go to jiu jitsu. Gonna show up to no-gi looking like the only gay in the village.
 
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I am getting so fat now that I can't go to jiu jitsu. Gonna show up to no-gi looking like the only gay in the village.
I'm doing anything I can to stave off the urge to do nothing but smoke pot, eat, and play video games
 
Well, Ontario is pretty much shut down as of midnight tomorrow. All non-essential businesses ordered to close, and a state of emergency has been issued for Toronto.

Fun times ahead...
 
@Gregolian

Welcome to the left you commie son of a bitch. Your hammer and sickle are in the mail.
 
Well, Ontario is pretty much shut down as of midnight tomorrow. All non-essential businesses ordered to close, and a state of emergency has been issued for Toronto.

Fun times ahead...

I assume you're all stocked up on lube?
 
He's shy, always in his shell...hence "turtle up". His gimmick is that he never posts anything, it's great imo.

At this point it would be an utter tragedy if Turtle Up ever posted. There's no way he'd ever live up to the hype unless he was secretly Dana White or something extreme like that.
 
At this point it would be an utter tragedy if Turtle Up ever posted. There's no way he'd ever live up to the hype unless he was secretly Dana White or something extreme like that.
His account is from 2006. I wanna know how many likes he has given.
 
@MMAisGod I can't think of anything non-disappointing he could post. He'd have to be way bigger than Dana White, like Vladmir Putin or Angela Merkel. Imagine that.
 
@MMAisGod I can't think of anything non-disappointing he could post. He'd have to be way bigger than Dana White, like Vladmir Putin or Angela Merkel. Imagine that.

Or maybe even,

wait for it,

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Or maybe even,

wait for it,

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No, that would be extremely lame tbh, not that shocking. It has to be like a well known person, but not known for trolling. Macron's wife or some shit.
 
No, that would be extremely lame tbh, not that shocking. It has to be like a well known person, but not known for trolling. Macron's wife or some shit.

But is there anything more superior to trolling than being a continuous topic of conversation without ever saying a word for 14 years? That's some A1 level skills right there. Undisputed P4P GOAT even.
 
But is there anything more superior to trolling than being a continuous topic of conversation without ever saying a word for 14 years? That's some A1 level skills right there. Undisputed P4P GOAT even.
I don't think it's on purpose, he just really doesn't have anything to say or he doesn't find us worthy to talk to. I don't even think he's holding back.
 
I guess we could post the alphabet, and he could like letters to form a word.
 
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