War Room Lounge Thread v179: You got this Big Dog.

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Because the old thread was locked and unstickied before a new thread was created,
Because it's pretty much exactly midnight,
Because ain't no one got time for that shit,
Because I wanted to respond to something in the last thread before I went to bed but poof! no lounge thread,

This is your midnight Tuesday half-assed lounge thread placeholder.

for the glory of limbo


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I concur with Tycho Brah. "You got this big dog" is a solid title lol.
 
Damn really? Most the radio down here is local jazz, bounce music, and trap.

This song is all over the city rn, Big Freedia is a fucking local icon, even before her brother got shot to death.

If it weren't for this stupid fucking lockdown Covid shit, I'd be sitting outside a fucking punk show smoking a joint and drinking a to go drink watching the Bounce trailers go by all night. Which is a trailer full of women twerking while a DJ is set up at the front of the trailer or in the back of the pickup truck while they drive around town. Wait long enough a crackhead literally selling black market barbecue running from the cops will almost kill three people pulling a smoker behing a truck, hop out and scream "FIVE RIBS TEN DOLLARS CASH ONLY", sometimes hearing sirens then just dumping a hotel pan full of bbq on the ground and driving off to the next spot.

This Covid shit is fucking stupid.


Pretty sure @TheMinority was the dude who loved cock more than anyone else, so we really can't have this contest until we find a replacement for that dude.

That's pretty fucking funny. Bee a long time since I've seen black market bbq. Never seen crackhead black market bbq.

It would be hard to turn down 5 bones for $10 though.
 
So, quasi random thought of the day.

You know how people like to post really bad bullshit left/right paradigm graphics on here. Is there actually a sensical one, that actually maps out the major parties from various countries?

For instance, @JDragon , how many major political parties are there in Germany? Like where would the top 3 (if there are that many) on the spectrum would you guess? I know in the UK it's Labor and Tories, in Netherlands there's too many parties lol, Canada has Liberals and Conservatives and Other Democrats.

I'd love to see these mapped out on a left/right spectrum against each other based on tax policy, healthcare, education, environmental issues, immigration etc.
 
Taking census questions. What does anybody want to know about whatever. (I predict a massive interest in this!!!)
 
How many times were you threatened with violence?
Only once to where I was actually worried I would have to fight my way out of it. Guy was a total psycho who was mad at me for asking whether a house in his neighborhood was a single home or broken up into an upper and lower apartment. That made him so fucking mad, like veins and eyes popping and cussing and spitting mad. Most people in the scary areas were really nice though.
 
That's pretty fucking funny. Bee a long time since I've seen black market bbq. Never seen crackhead black market bbq.

It would be hard to turn down 5 bones for $10 though.
Solid fucking ribs too, and I come from BBQ country in Oklahoma. One thing I love about this city is the food hustlers. I've had people approach me at comedy shows slinging Yakemin soup and say "$7"

You hand them the $7 and they ask, "Do you want to buy _drug you look like you do_?" and you hit them with the ol...
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Got to blow on hot soup sometimes you heard me? It's probably not legal but people hustling homemade food delivery is a huge thing here. Y'all get crawfish your way? The entire city smells like a crawfish boil during season. We won't even allow Chinese crawfish into our city without a legally mandated menu warning .... And that warning is to never eat there again. You're a literal fucking scumbag if you use Chinese crawfish in this city.
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After four years of "Orange Man Bad" in response to blatant corruption, incompetence, and lying, here's a little glimpse into both the past and the future, where conservatives lodge pedantic fashion complaints about Democratic leaders.

 
Wait long enough a crackhead literally selling black market barbecue running from the cops will almost kill three people pulling a smoker behing a truck, hop out and scream "FIVE RIBS TEN DOLLARS CASH ONLY", sometimes hearing sirens then just dumping a hotel pan full of bbq on the ground and driving off to the next spot.

You know, I never understood that. Maybe because it's because I grew up across the river in Algiers, but all of the smarter entrepreneurial BBQ crackheads I knew would set up their stands on the river side of the levee. You would be out of the line of sight of any cop, had your lookout standing up top who could see miles in any direction, and you could even hide your car and your whole setup on the other side so long as the river wasn't too high. I know that's how they played it on the other side of the river in the Irish Channel on Tchoupitoulas. But yeah, you gotta love the spirit of the ones that run that game around the Quarter.
 
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