Social War Room Lounge Thread #324: On a long enough timeline,

[Yoricks Wisdom]

By the third post it sounds like you're sincerely asking for help.

Your wife 'helped me out' btw.
What a gal.

 

[Andy Capp]

Your wife 'helped me out' btw.
What a gal.

Heh heh. In your dreams maybe, as sad as that sounds. She was too busy helping me shovel snow. You know, like people who can still go outside unassisted do after a storm.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

oh stop being so bitter and angry.
you're quite a nice fellow after all.

 

[Rational Poster]

Republicans submitted a budget to increase defense spending by $100B and then Hegseth announced they're going to start cutting the military budget by 8% per year.

Can't make this up

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Right?
Every year, Pentagon defense reps get MORE than they ask for from Congress and yet haven't passed an
audit in what, the last 7 years or something?
Fucking boondoggle, corrupt payola kickback scam IMO.
Criminally wrong.

 

[Rational Poster]

Right?
Every year, Pentagon defense reps get MORE than they ask for from Congress and yet haven't passed an
audit in what, the last 7 years or something?
Fucking boondoggle, corrupt payola kickback scam IMO.
Criminally wrong.

I think you missed the point, the Trump admin is simultaneously calling to increase the military budget and decrease the military budget in just 48hrs.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

I don't think I missed the point at all, as I see it. Sleight of hand, subterfuge and obfuscation.

Some things never change.

 

[Andy Capp]

oh stop being so bitter and angry.
you're quite a nice fellow after all.

Just trading barb for barb. I thought you'd appreciate the joke... but maybe it was a little too personal, hm?

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

haha if me implying your wife pleasuring me wasn't too personal, your 'barb' certainly wasn't, mate.
I forget sometimes how seriously things are taken here in the WR.
I've been here 18 years, mostly in the OT (which seems as always to be in it's death throes) and chirpy
banter has always been a staple.

I mean, I could have said "Shoveling snow, huh? I'll bet she's sweaty....everywhere."

No offense, make fun of my age any time.

 

[The Diplomat]

Apparently Trump took the issue of not filling his cabinet positions in the first term to heart, and decided to speed run everything this go around.

 

[Andy Capp]

haha if me implying your wife pleasuring me wasn't too personal, your 'barb' certainly wasn't, mate.
I forget sometimes how seriously things are taken here in the WR.
I've been here 18 years, mostly in the OT (which seems as always to be in it's death throes) and chirpy
banter has always been a staple.

I mean, I could have said "Shoveling snow, huh? I'll bet she's sweaty....everywhere."

No offense, make fun of my age any time.

Then why accuse me of taking things too seriously? That shit's just plain contradictory. Take a nap.

 

[My Spot]

haha if me implying your wife pleasuring me wasn't too personal, your 'barb' certainly wasn't, mate.
I forget sometimes how seriously things are taken here in the WR.
I've been here 18 years, mostly in the OT (which seems as always to be in it's death throes) and chirpy
banter has always been a staple.

I mean, I could have said "Shoveling snow, huh? I'll bet she's sweaty....everywhere."

No offense, make fun of my age any time.

You mean his "wife."

 

[Andy Capp]

You mean his "wife."

Your jealousy is obvious and pathetic.

 

[My Spot]

Your jealousy is obvious and pathetic.

Are you going to tell me to commit suicide again?

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

You guys

 

[Mr Holmes]

You mean his "wife."

 

[My Spot]

You guys

He himself slipped up and admitted he's not actually married.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

That means she’s fair game…

Nice

 

[Andy Capp]

He himself slipped up and admitted he's not actually married.

You keep telling yourself that. I'll keep eating her delicious cooking. This is from last night,

The main ingredients were local and everything was perfectly cooked. I jumped the gun and took the picture before the shrimp rice pilaf arrived to tie it all together but I assure you it was amazing. I was too busy stuffing my face to take any pictures of her panko-crusted and pan-fried fresh fish with Caesar salad miso soup tonight.

Say, with all this talk about inflation how much do TV dinners cost these days?

 

[My Spot]

You keep telling yourself that. I'll keep eating her delicious cooking. This is from last night,

The main ingredients were local and everything was perfectly cooked. I jumped the gun and took the picture before the shrimp rice pilaf arrived to tie it all together but I assure you it was amazing.

Say, with all this talk about inflation how much do TV dinners cost these days?

Keep telling myself what? You admitted that you're not actually married.
I guess you aren't "ignoring" me anymore.